Programmers and product manager of the sworn enemies! ! !

In IT companies, do not quarrel programmers and product managers, not a qualified programmers and product managers. Two days microblogging circle of friends and was beaten by a programmer, product manager of video refresh, and the cause is product manager raised a demand, hoping to let programmers achieve universal:

App theme colors can root According to automatically adjust the color of the phone shell

Note: Here is the market of mobile phone shell any style and color of the phone shell.

For such enigmatic demand, programmers eventually unable to control themselves or moving his hand. This has always been thought that this is only a "rival" that a piece between programmers and product managers, never expected event has been further confirmed.

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It broke the news, product managers and App developers are outsourcers China Ping An Property & Casualty, the current event has been dismissed because of fighting.

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Then, someone broke the news on microblogging, product manager who do leave time and the App programmer fight.

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Product managers and programmers dialogue also come to light:

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However, according to the latest survey Southern Reporter found that is not the case, the video is fighting two casualty insurance and technology center outsourcing personnel do not leave, but not because of love and hate product managers and programmers before the fight.

According to one of the parties fight Xiemou said his staff is indeed safe, but the cause of network transmission is not true, he did not know Lee had a dispute with his occurred.
Xiemou said, when last Monday (July 23) the lunch break, he was lying on the seat rest up, looked after Lee, the result was Lee unprovoked, "he rushed in front of my seat , he pointed at me and asked, 'Do you see what?!' "and then two disputes.
Xiemou say, a week, Lee did not appear in the company after a dispute. July 31, the company once again see Xiemou Lee, came forward with his theory, the results of the two began to scuffle, and will have the video of that scene.
Currently, Xiemou said this thing is over, he and Lee have been settled. Today, the two have been someone's job is not safe, as are dismissed or resign, Xiemou said, "disclose."

App theme colors can be automatically adjusted according to the color of the phone shell, can actually be achieved?

Look beyond the surface, but based on the previous version of rumor, a lot of friends for the programmer stand, that non-technical product manager "easier said than done."

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同时还有一批网友为“App 主题颜色随着手机壳颜色而变”这一想法出谋划策,表示这个功能也不是完全无法实现,譬如:

强制调用 vivo NEX 伸缩摄像头自拍,采集扫描虹膜反光。然后类比抓取颜色,改变 App 主题色(似乎有些天方夜谭了嘛);

为手机壳装个 1670 万色的四曲面显示屏,带蓝牙哪种,然后用手机换手机主题,手机壳颜色跟着变;

手机锁屏解锁时,多问一句,你今天的手机壳是什么颜色呢?

提供一个思路,获取相册和手机镜头权限,先根据面部识别确认机主相貌,如果再识别到相册里用户对着镜子拍照或者用户拿着手机的照片,识别手机壳…

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更有网友表示:

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事实上,通过手机自动匹配后壳颜色这个需求并不是第一次出现。

第一代坚果手机就支持这个功能,它的后盖内侧有金属贴片,而金属贴片与手机会有个感应接触,自动识别出后盖颜色,最后实现不同颜色后盖自动匹配不同颜色主题,且这种功能仅适用于坚果手机的后壳。

此外,诺基亚 N79 也做过类似的功能,能够利用三种智能彩壳组合来直观配合屏幕的颜色,屏幕方向与用户的视角完全相符。

不过它们是通过硬件实现,与以上产品经理让程序员通过软件方式实现方式不同。想要基于软件的方式实现该功能,目前来看,难度真的不是一般的大。

身为程序员碰到最奇葩的需求是怎样的?

如今,这一事件的发酵,很多程序员怒不可遏纷纷站了出来,吐槽产品经理轻飘飘地一句话,可以激起自己心中的千军万马。正如知乎话题“身为程序员碰到最奇葩的需求是怎样的?”(https://www.zhihu.com/question/270783764/answer/412630282)下的回答那番:

客户:做个百度几千块够不够?

程序员:不够的!

客户:一万够了吧?

程序员:不够的!

客户:就那么几个页面,我做一个淘宝也只才几千块,你是不是坑我?

程序员:你找到了可以做的麻烦介绍给我,我也想做一个。

最近部门老大找到我:你,做个微信小游戏吧。

我:什么样的?

老大:emmmm,反正你就做个微信小游戏吧,现在这个火。

我:??????

Once he received a phone call: "Hey, here we ha Zhao workers have circuit boards accidentally burned, you look at change change change software can give no better?."

Now look back, when a lot of people to play with blood the phrase words - "Everyone is a product manager", depicting how many abstract blueprint for the later programmers? It turns out that at times "everyone is a product manager", not everyone can be a good product manager, after all, a word brought
Bug and the amount of code added a new and perhaps all its unimaginable.

How to avoid being a product manager programmer fight?

But can not veto the same boat with the programmers, product manager, if they did not, there would be no micro letter today, Taobao, Alipay, QQ and other products. So as a product manager on how to avoid being hit programmer?

Very simple, more thinking. Professional standing of the programmer's position, few mention unreasonable demands.

The programmers also need talkative and communication products under the premise, clearly good technical feasibility, controllability on risk, high quality requirements on code. But faced with requirements document and flowchart unbearable again and change the keyboard really is the best weapon.
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Finally, we still advise programmers and product managers, active mouth do not get involved, or else lose their jobs, or the expense of their own.

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