There would not be year-end summary
And later with KPI
People began to do everything possible to find some excuse to raise
After graduation, you are facing the sun wind and waves, hesitate to step into the most dynamic development in this era of the Internet industry.
Your first job less than twenty employees at a start-up companies, the company always unpaid wages for no reason. Your boss is particularly fond of painting pie, stock options have always said what investments have dreams will be there in the end but overtime is often there.
On this day, after buying meat buns, you suddenly find that the former company building, hung up red lanterns. He was suddenly awoke, amazing over a year.
You are a product manager
This year
You raised a total of 331 Ge demand
Wherein 330. form a logical problem
Drew 79 prototype map
On the line . 4 th
You are keen to demand review meetings
Like in offices and conference rooms with the development, operation pinch each
You said the maximum sentence is:
I can cut, not cut demand
August 3
Probably very special day
You repeated the same demand to open 5 times a needs assessment
But still did not pass
10 May 19
The weekend did not go to work
But still a work from home 2 Tian
This year
You have 365 days late at night 12 after the point still did not sleep
2019
Under the latest class
Do to change the world of products
You're a programmer
This year
You wrote a total of 173,482 lines of code
Of which 171,249 lines are copy over
Realized 57 new features
It is born with 111 big Bug
APP revised up 5 times
And the first edition boss felt no different
You are interested in the product manager of wits
Products mentioned to you when demand
You always wait for them to draw out a sword meet
You said the maximum sentence is
This can not be achieved
May 20 days
Probably very special day
Sister about for a long time and you finally agreed to eat
But you eat half and called back to the company tune bug the
November 9
The day you awake all night
You know the city in the morning 4 looks o'clock
Also catch the subway over the last one at midnight
365 days
Your new out of the 1024 Ge object
But he could not give himself a new target
This year
You used up 10 bottles of shampoo Overlord
Hairline up . 3 cm
2019
Boil the deepest night
Write the cattle code
You are a designer
This year
You changed a total of 5895 times artwork
Wherein the enlarged logo changed 72 times, the piecemeal 72 times
For a 12 colors
Finally, given the first edition of 96 times
You are keen to Tucao Party aesthetic
I hate someone pointing on your computer screen
Have you heard of the world's most beautiful sentence is
Not changed
June 19,
Probably very special day
Photoshop suddenly collapsed
But your design draft did not save
August 7
The day you from 9 am till 10 pm
The "re-change is a dog version .psd" repeatedly revised 53 times
This year
Technical meetings, you do not need to participate
Non-technical conference, has nothing to do with you
Sometimes I feel music in contentment , and sometimes lonely
2019
Plus most bitter class
Do calm design
You are an operator
This year
You wrote a total of 246 articles
None of the amount of reading 10w +
Planned 46 active program
On the line . 3 th
You are keen to communicate with the product demand will be open
From group to fight the applet to fission H5
Like the seven Regardless of eight aunt dragged to charge a "navy"
You said the maximum sentence is
Seeking forwards
5 May 15
Probably very special day
In addition to your circle of friends someone forwarded your article
But the amount of reading is still only 800
July 6
That day you sleep late
Lingchen 3 Dian also repeatedly confirmed details of the activities
This year
You use the word most program activities are: conversion
The boss told you often hear the sentence:
No money, but I want one hundred thousand +
2019
Maximum classes
Do the hottest events
You are a HR
This year
You saw a total of 35720 resumes
Of which 35,719 copies do not meet the requirements
We interviewed 734 people
Hired 6 person
To interview people who never unpleasantness
Since the move of no qualifications
Qualifications enough and can not afford
You interested in a variety of recruitment channels
Sexy like to write copy recruitment scraper circle of friends
You said the maximum sentence is
We dignitaries
July 8
Probably very special day
Hire people just talk about good morning
Afternoon rejected the offer
September 26
The day you got up early
Lingchen 5 got up to do attendance
This year
It gives the hair when the heart always offer blood
What time, also you can get that kind of salary
2019
Dry most bitter live
Do most cattle of HR
The company building in front of the lights turns on then off
Venture company boss , and my heart thinking about the end of the year did not melt into the A round of investment;
Midnight subway, messy hair and wrinkled plaid shirt, is just completing the bug this year's program ape ;
Since the media people in bed over and over again, pray for the coming year is still new media dividend;
HR sit on the train home for the holiday, did not forget to ask the next person's professional work experience or without intention to quit;
Financial plan at the end, always afraid undercharged 200,000;
Administration when given to employees of the New Year, wondering how to explain myself to go home instead of working odd jobs nor is the foreground little secret.
You thought this year was difficult for me .
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