a + b problem 之 奇葩解法

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你们认为的a + b 是这样的

#include <iostream>
#include <cstdio>

int main(){
    int a,b;
    std::cin >> a >> b;
    std::cout << a + b;
    return 0;
}

而我的a + b

#include <iostream>
#include <cstdio>
#define gou int main() 
#define li { 
#define guo int a,b;    
#define jia cin >> a >> b; 
#define sheng cout << a + b;
#define si return 0;
#define yi }
using namespace std;
gou li guo jia sheng si yi