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01
What is the requirements document? No need, I will tell you directly, you can do it.
(PM: "Are you kidding me???")
02
I want to add a function now, can it be launched tomorrow?
(PM: The budget is enough, it will be online today)
03
This N version is not good, let's go back to the first version
(PM: Do you think I look like the first version)
04
This demand is urgent, so you have to go online ahead of time. Let’s arrange overtime on Saturdays and Sundays. Anyway, did you work from home last week?
(PM: ... very complicated mood)
05
The progress has been delayed, why don't you work overtime, can you give me a reason?
(PM: Why not pay overtime, please give me a reason!)
06
Your leader said on the phone that this can be done, so you have to do it for me.
(PM: Elder Tang was stunned when he heard it)
07
The project manager doesn't work all day, doesn't he have a meeting every day to talk and talk, how easy it is.
(PM: ... how about you do it instead?)
08
I want this effect, how to achieve it is your business, money? No.
（PM：……）
09
It's all my fault that PM didn't remind me.
(PM: Why do you not blame me for reminding you that you eat every day)
10
The failure of the project is mainly due to the unclear positioning of the project manager.
(PM: Don't say anymore, farewell!)
Ridiculously ridiculed, what do project managers do?
You have to be able to plan, lead, communicate, be a person, coordinate, and refuse
Can die, can be neurotic, can drink, can pretend to be B, can talk nonsense;
You must also be able to work overtime, stay up late, and be angry
The most important thing is to be professional.
However, the project manager is also just an ordinary occupation
Neither Spiderman nor Superman
We need everyone to understand each other, don't drive PM crazy
Leave the project manager a small life~
Otherwise, who will advance the project?
Transferred from the public number: PM circle
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