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Today, I met my old classmates many years ago.
➤I asked him: "What are you doing now?"
➤He chuckled: "It's just doing the kind of'papa papa'!"
➤When I heard it, I smiled lustfully: "Is it a Cowboy, it's not easy, you!" "
➤ he shook his head and said:"! not a Cowboy, is the kind of fight code "
➤ I was surprised and said:" Holy crap beat mosaic code, you should not be in AV male superior when it "???
➤ his smile : "What do you think in your mind! Just hit the keyboard, type code, I'm a glorious programmer!"
➤ "Damn! A programmer is a programmer , it sounds so mysterious. It made me think about it!"
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Xiao Wang is a programmer and a workaholic. He forgot about his girlfriend as soon as he started the program.
➤My girlfriend was very angry. One day, while he was sleeping, he hid his computer.
➤After waking up, Xiao Wang found that the computer was missing, and said anxiously: "
Where is my computer?" ➤His girlfriend said: "I'm poisoned, I'm afraid of infecting you, and I will throw it away!"
➤Xiao Wang said: "You are stupid, even if Poisoning, that is also the poison of the machine, how can it be transmitted to me!"
➤Girlfriend said: "You are a person with you, you are simply a working machine!!
3
A programmer wanted to make suggestions to the boss to reduce our overtime, so he thought of an idea.
➤Programmers used pictures to show the boss the sleeping postures of different people: "Look, boss, those who sleep upside down are vampires; those who sleep under the bed are ghosts; those who sleep on the bed are veterinarians; when they sleep, the mattress is particularly thick. It’s the princess...Look at our programmers to sleep."
➤The boss wondered: "Why is there only a bed and no one?"
➤The programmer cried: "Yes, we programmers don't have time to sleep, right? Is there a bed left?"
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A programmer is currently developing an Android system project, which is to click on the link to jump to the page.
➤But the programmer encountered a problem: how to run on the machine, the screen mouse will not become a gesture.
➤So I went home in the evening and told my girlfriend. The girlfriend nodded and was still thinking.
➤The programmer was surprised and said: "Dear, can you understand my technical terms?"
➤Girlfriend shook his head: "I don't understand very much, but I want to know where the mouse is on the Android phone."
➤Programmer Instantly petrified.
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The goddess's computer was broken, and the programmer was called to fix it. The programmer repaired it very late. The goddess watched him not eat all afternoon, so she made a bowl of noodles for him.
➤After an hour, the programmer was sweating and finally fixed it.
➤Looking at the figure of the programmer, the goddess was moved, and wanted to do something to thank the programmer, so the goddess lay on the bed and exclaimed coquettishly: "It's so hot under me."
➤The programmer looked at the surface of the table. , Without looking back, said: "Of course it's hot when you use hot water."
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Today I was typing on a bunch of codes. Just as I was typing, my wife made a call and said, "Hey, you fix the leak in the toilet, or it will be flooded today." I hurriedly said yes. . .
➤When my wife came back, I looked confused and said to her: "I didn't find the toilet program, is it a design mistake?",,, my wife looked at me with a black line, and was soaked in the toilet at night. Scoop water TOT