Programmer "bug" in the end is how come, look at that, you know, the funny manual

Many of the students are more curious programmer "bug" in the end it is how come here to take you look that makes them mad moment.

Leadership: build a house.

Programmers: made good.

Leadership: Why not design a toilet! No toilet how my shit? You must solve this bug!

programmer:? ? ? ?

................................ After 18 hours of overtime ............. ...................

Programmer: leaders, has added a toilet.

Leadership: Why did the toilet seat heating function? The winter, frozen want my ass? You must solve this bug!

programmer:? ? ? ?

................................ After 18 hours of overtime ............. ...................

 

Programmer: leaders, has added a cushion heating.

Leadership: no fingerprints to unlock the toilet? Can you keep up? Can a little safety awareness? You must solve this bug!

programmer:? ? ? ?

................................ After 18 hours of overtime ............. ...................

Programmer: leaders, has added a toilet fingerprint to unlock function.

Leadership: the toilet main beam is too big, a little pattern toilets are not, you immediately remove such a serious bug did not find that you are all eat shit?

programmer:? ? ? ?

................................ After 18 hours of overtime ............. ...................

The building collapsed. . . . . .

Under a programmer to continue into the pit, this reconstruction project. . .

.......... omitted here ten thousand alpacas

Program program, engineering project.

Qualified program is developed step by step in accordance with the needs of the prototype.

Rather than simply the beginning I did not expect things, plus quick to let the program.

In fact, in development, no matter how many new demands, as long as the developer to inform planning, we are all very identity.

1 hours have encountered problems revised five times, small problems are not considered the product itself, but also righteous rhetoric to mention the bug must be changed.

Programmer for the first time to do the project

This should be a lot of programmers have encountered it, those partners who want to engage in small programmers work to pay attention to it, we must lay the foundation, or will be a headache in the infinite suffering, the manual funny.

Now many students will encounter a variety of problems in learning, and here to help you sort out some c / c ++ combat explain the relevant basic information and projects, interested can follow my column or whisper to share. We need to learn to seize the time, strict discipline requirements, so as to do more with less. Come on, I believe we have a good harvest this winter.

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