foreword
Today is your first morning after the weekend break, let's start working hard.
Take a look at the humor and jokes, let go of the stress of the week, and get ready for today's battle! ok~~
Programmer—the world laughs at me for being too crazy,
I laugh that others can't see through
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1) interview
.Interviewer : "Which language are you familiar with?" Candidate: "JAVA".
Interviewer: "Do you know what a class is?" Applicant: "I'm a real person, I work hard, and I don't know what it means to be tired."
Interviewer: "Know what is a package?". Applicant: "I don't usually carry a bag and I don't need the company to prepare it."
Interviewer: "Do you know what an interface is?". Candidate: "I'm serious about my work. I never make excuses to be lazy."
Interviewer: "Do you know what inheritance is?" Candidate: "I'm an orphan and have nothing to inherit".
Interviewer: "Do you know what an object is?". Applicant: "I know, but I work hard and I am highly motivated, so I have no plans to find
object. ".
Interviewer: "Do you know polymorphism?". Candidate: "I know, I'm very conservative. I think it's better to let the woman you love
It is immoral to be happy to have an abortion! What does this have to do with C#? ".
2) What is your address?
Boss: What's your address?
Me: 173.168.15.10
Boss: No, your local address
Me: 127.0.01
Boss: I mean your physical address
Me: 29:01:38:62:31:58
3) Python has to be the best language.
Goddess: You can make people in this forum quarrel, and I will go with you tonight.
Programmer: Python is the best language! (A certain forum is fried, all kinds of quarrels...)
Goddess: I've convinced you, let's go, you can do whatever you want.
Programmer: Not today, I must convince them that PHP must be the best language.
goddess:……
4) Work experience
A programmer went for an interview, and the interviewer asked: "You have only graduated for two years, how did you get your work experience in these three years?!"
The programmer replied: "Work overtime."
5) Truth
"Have you programmers never seen the sun after get off work?"
"No, you can still see it in summer."
"Oh, it gets dark later in summer."
"No, it's dawn earlier."
6) Difference
Many boys think that Mac is a computer when they hear it;
Many girls hear Mac and think it is lipstick;
The programmer hears the Mac and thinks it is a physical address.
7) Resources
Programmers are simply the most suitable people in the world to fall in love with: they spend all day thinking about one question: what did I do wrong.
8) Results
Programmer A: I went to a dating site to find a girlfriend.
Programmer B: Did you find it?
Programmer A: Found a bug in their page.
9) Programming
Programming night and noon, finger keyboard dance.
Who knows that programming is tiring, and everything is suffering.
Feeling dizzy, he rubbed the corners of his eyes vigorously.
Every night is too hard, how much sleep do I know.
10) Auspicious Three Treasures
The beauties at the front desk have three treasures: hello, who are you looking for, pour a drink.
Product managers have three treasures: knockoffs, revisions, and knockdowns.
Project managers have three treasures: progress, process, and reporting.
Team managers have three treasures: team building, meetings, and performance evaluation.
Programmers also have three treasures: boring, working overtime, and repairing computers.
Summarize
Alright, today’s humor is over here~ See you next time, if you like it, pay attention~
