What was your salary for your first job? Tears ran, all the hearts that wanted to die!

What was your salary for your first job?

First job profile:

The first job is many years ago, and the past is unbearable!

City: Second-tier cities

Enterprise scale: 100-300 people

Enterprise nature: private private enterprise

Salary: Internship salary is 1,000 yuan

PS: My internship salary is 1000 a month, not food, accommodation, business regulations late once buckle 50, late second buckle 100, late third button 200, and so on , is not very free ( harsh ) Chennai ( Engraved ), in the first month, I was late twice. I deducted 150 and sent it to 850 oceans. I didn’t even have to pay taxes. It was so miserable. I didn’t even have enough meals and rent a house, so vivid!

Look at the following code: See which class you belong to!

//所在城市
String city = "北上广深";
//薪水
double salary = 你们自己传进来;
//薪水传进来之后,你们自己运行一下,看看打印出什么?
if(薪水 < 1000){
    System.out.println("想死的心都有");
}
else if(薪水 > 1000 && 薪水 < 2000){
    System.out.println("生如蝼蚁,命如草芥");
}
else if(薪水 > 2000 && 薪水 < 3000){
    System.out.println("苟且偷生,苟延残喘");
}
else if(薪水 > 3000 && 薪水 < 4000){
    System.out.println("穷狗,囧狗,穷B狗,囧B狗");
}
else if(薪水 > 4000 && 薪水 < 5000){
    System.out.println("早餐可以加根火腿肠");
}
else if(薪水 > 5000 && 薪水 < 6000){
    System.out.println("晚餐可以加个鸡腿");
}
else if(薪水 > 6000 && 薪水 < 7000){
    System.out.println("就是个屁");
}
else if(薪水 > 7000 && 薪水 < 8000){
    System.out.println("还是个屁");
}
......
else if(薪水 > 30000){
    System.out.println("还是买不起房,结不起婚,无颜面对江东父老,郁郁寡欢,怏怏不乐");
}
else{
    System.out.println("***********人生另一番景象***********");
    System.out.println("打工是不可能打工的,这辈子不可能打工的");
    System.out.println("做生意又不会做,就是偷这种东西,才能维持得了生活这样子");
    System.out.println("进了里面去个个都是人才,说话又好听,超喜欢在里面");
}

//The city where you live
String city = "Beijing, Shanghai, Guangzhou and Shenzhen";
//Salary
double salary = you pass in ;
//After the salary is passed in, run it yourself and see what is printed?

Anyway, I am printing out a different scene in my life ************* 

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Origin blog.csdn.net/czh500/article/details/109299495