Carry computer is compulsory,
Phone installed *** is a sense of security,
To write fine, clear Bug,
I, a long steeped in IT circles, the code knocking sound for me is already healing system white noise engineering PM, this pair of krypton gold dog eyes have seen through too much.
1: I Miss the group's daily O and Y Miss
Miss O, mantra is "Why do not you ~ Jiang Zi", like the gas field lipstick color similar Dior999 number of small high-heeled, daily + strapless dresses, a week can do not heavy bag work samples. Not back shoulder bag is her last stubborn.
Just last week cut a $ 199 head and face do not see a change of hairstyle straight male programmers, she reveals, "All of you are my brother," the contempt eyes.
Miss Y, mantra is "criticizes chicken", not like makeup, beauty With occasional death once painted Barbie pink lipstick, everyone thought she was falling out of love, too frightened to speak to her.
A cup of hot water, tied in a pony tail open to write code for 5 minutes, two hours to find Bug wonderful life. When the haircut, no one can stop her heartfelt words to say to Tony teacher: not hot, not stained, do not card, with ordinary shampoo, thank you. As for such a trivial cut bangs, female incarnation of himself Tony, can get.
Write memos in a notebook during a meeting accustomed to // at the beginning.
When the girlfriends gossip, suddenly righteous said: "No, this logic have a problem!" Harvest girlfriends caring yet compassionate eyes.
2: Each female programmers are glass heart insulator.
They know that the line item heartbeat soared to 150 above the norm, a small hand flick would have reconstructed resume.
They know that, ignoring the pop hit enter, it is likely to cause a human tragedy.
They know, sometimes comparable to the effect of rm -rf Thanos snapping your fingers.
"After ten minutes to confirm their own mistakes, start sweating, stomach seem to have been too hard a punch-like spasms start, I could not stand the pain."
"Running more than two years of system data accidentally deleted, even with backups also get rid of. I feel like the whole world collapsed on the station, and as the movie scene."
glass heart? nonexistent.
Everyone owned 502 glue.
3: Each female programmer must have a strong body.
Project work overtime, on-line upgrade, data migration ...... had secretly wishing for the early realization of freedom Lamer, the most incompetent but also to achieve the free mask, the next day found a large treasure male programmers still supple and plump, it would drop to rely on noon add two eggs to achieve self-comforting lunch freedom and resolve.
No strong physique, can not fathom "StayNiubility, StayShability" ultimate esoteric.
Keep learning, it is the best posture to absorb the essence of the sun and the moon. Holding various head hips large V put it down, it is the only way to achieve freedom of assembly.
JAVA placed on the desktop from the rookie to the ostriches, C ++ from entry to give up, MySQL database to delete from running, oh there is a pot of green dill dead than alive, it is the firm belief of radiation.
After all, the body is the capital of work, he did not say.
Male programmers Needless to say, since ancient times, it is inversely proportional to the development level and the amount of hair, short hair out a few things that moisturizes things in silence, the breeze blowing, the birds do eat good Yisi cast forest, down a piece of white Desktop really clean.
Looked at Jessica, Charlie, Lynn, Alyssa and Brianna gone and can not help Yuning choke, BGM Auto Play "- leaving the flowers when the petals, subtle fragrance ~ residue."
Not afraid of life gave a feather, afraid to give a hair.
4: Online said male and female programmers programmer, is one of a blind date market.
Gee, that's because this woman programmers are most valuable species in the circle always steal, must not let outsiders fields, understand this truth, right?
I know a lot of really developing CP. Hooked up when some FBI, some iOS and Android together across race, when some mutual rejection of the pot to see eye.
For example, I know of a developer sister paper, casually chatting about work chat, the same as a programmer would say her boyfriend code efficiency is too low, one would say such a simple code can also be a Bug.
Keyboard really is emotional ties and bridges of love it ~
5: Program Yuan
Like in the parking lot, even if the driver was not technology, but may head off the blood can flow to others absolutely do not rectifiable, then burned the door scratched. Found that the driver can not handle, immediately get off on the back of the brother said, "I just got the license three days, or your brother to help me."
Like when demand changes, programmers usually begin with "FML", and the program had to Yuan "FML" quickly transformed into "good clatter, but otherwise ...... ...... ...... if it is recommended that you do not change" superpower. Civilized and harmonious integrity friendliness of freedom and equality, fighting gold characters, so that graced the conference room.
Each new world you do not understand, they are worth to say "Hello World".
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