Recently a friend complaining about the old computer software is now worse, put something just a software running on his computer 45 years ago, just like a snail, I would not dare put him with those new software out.
Software in the end how going? Horizontal or end user issues a hardware problem.
Now, to write the program will not spend too much time on good design algorithm yet? Even a web page, to open sometimes people crash, make a mess of your JS code into the "snail" era. Perhaps for some beautiful interface sacrificed on the performance part of it it is worth it, but whatever you do have to think from this perspective, it becomes the final result: performance is expendable, no matter for what. This is really scary, but everywhere present. A lot of people in order to complete the task, a lot of people to the code look more "elegant." Casually come for a recursion (recursion is to know that you can push the stack), just on to a pass large quantities of data query, casually come a very long cycle; mess calling various API also makes upset.
More recently installed software, the computer has become slow, become irritable mood. They are all being forced replacement, but more people are still helpless endure the pain. . . . . At first a Celeron 2.4G + 512M memory can run several programs will not make you feel uncomfortable, gone era.
Noon want to download MSN download, did not dare to start, fear is that he can not afford to install ah, how can I afford the kind of good resources ah! Anti-virus software have been afraid to install a dozen process, just put the computer collapse.
Finally old habits, offer some of the funny things, smile, no big deal.
- If people can fly like a bird and that this world will happen? [Hits: 1]
If people can fly like a bird and that this world will happen?
- What flower bloom noon, afternoon wither? [Hits: 1]
What flower bloom noon, afternoon wither? Hou small when seen, but did not know what was the name?
- What flowers are most afraid of water pouring [Hits: 1]
What flowers are most afraid of water pouring
- Men turn the tide of the word [Hits: 1]
Mr. Zhao woke up headache to death ...... because he drank the night before home drunk! He forced himself to tired eyes open. After opened his eyes and was surprised to see a glass of water on the nightstand with a few headache medicine, then sat behind him and saw his clothes have been good hot, folded at the bedside. Because I get up to see these kind of unusual things, so he decided to get up to see the house where there is no other strange things he put a few headache medicine to take. Eat when suddenly there was a note found at drug and it reads, "Dear, I went out to buy food ...
- A funny joke [Hits: 1]
Four students are smoking in the corridor, the headmaster was caught, brought into the Dean's Office. Student A quibble: "I do not smoke." The headmaster said: "Oh, that eat fries." French fries out of a delivery in the past, to go with two fingers A habit folder. Headmaster angrily: "gimmick so skilled, and said the parents did not smoke tomorrow called?!" A wolf barium fled. Headmaster and student B said: "You eat fries." Handed a fries. B A lesson learned, took the hand, did not reveal ...
- Black Sunday People Can not face pinched [Hits: 1]
Supplementary Well ...... this sentence separate drip ......
- How twenties girl claiming it? [Hits: 1]
Teenage boys can claim to be "the man" Girls can not claim to be "woman", because "woman" is the word has a special meaning. But twenties and thirties, and also self-proclaimed "we girls" "Our boys", somewhat embarrassed. Self-proclaimed "woman", it too sour. Self-proclaimed "beauty", a little annoying, supplementary question now everyone is claiming to ...
- It is said that most people never do. [Hits: 1]
1, to complete his fist into his mouth 2, with her tongue to lick their elbow someone can do it? tell me the story!
- Tanabata Festival lost to the West "Valentine's Day", why not? [Hits: 1]
"Tanabata Festival" is a local "Valentine's Day", has a long history and profound cultural connotation, but "Tanabata Festival" far less than February 14 of the West "Valentine's Day" influential. Look West "Valentine's Day" is approaching, businesses, Valentine's crazy; and the annual "Tanabata Festival", quietness, it was rare about this holiday, why not?
- Under what circumstances wolf was chasing a rabbit running around? [Hits: 1]
- Scientists What are the symptoms most likely to occur? [Hits: 1]
- Meet (Cologne Edition) [Hits: 1]
night. Cafes. All kinds of lights, all kinds of people, as if he had Shiyao did not see. He was waiting for Shiyao? What is he waiting for? "You need some Shiyao?" A soft voice. If some people think that this woman standing in front of the desk is not beautiful, then he must be blind. "Do you think I will need to come here Shiyao point?" He did not lift my head. Woman laughing, lovely, charming, but absolutely effective. "Two ...
- Standing in front of space-time machine, you want to return to the past, still want to go to the next? [Hits: 1]
- New Water Margin 2 [Hits: 1]
keep it up! Top answer: 2005-05-30 09:17
- New Water Margin 1 [Hits: 1]
Amazing. Answer: 2005-05-30 13:55
- The first 109 Liangshan heroes [Hits: 1]
Wu Dalang by selling Chuibing started in Yanggu County, and later save some money at the gates to open a "golden lotus" fast-food restaurant, and then later, Pan Liang stayed with the beauty and the devil, with a silver tongue, loans from the bank the three hundred thousand yuan money, the county built a downtown "Tianwaitian" restaurant. The restaurant on the first floor, second floor, sauna, ballroom on the third floor, fourth floor accommodation, so it's eat, drink train. Wu Dalang chairman, general manager of Pan, the other coastal cities and from the introduction of high-paying twenty beautiful young lady, to provide high-level, comprehensive service. "Tianwaitian" ...
- Shrewish sister funny quiz (classic!) [Hits: 1]
! Funny answer: 2005-05-28 21:08
- To her daughter's house rules twenty [Hits: 1]
Compliance before the age of three! ! Answer: 2005-05-30 09:09
- Sitting next to on the plane I [Hits: 1]
I did a business trip, the aircraft did not sit less. Speaking neighbor, I was full of grievances, I do not believe you for a look at neighbor's nice to meet you. 1. Baotou go, aisle seat, next to a 60-year-old grandfather. After he took off to the toilet, he stood up to make way busy, but see him smartly stepping on a step by step I seat to the aisle. I froze for a moment, only to get busy with the newspaper cover the seat just in case. After the old man came back Miaole Yan newspaper, angrily said: "This newspaper I have not seen it!" When he finished, pick up a newspaper, another foot in ...
- Cao Cao and Liu Bei Qingmeizhujiu Heroes [Hits: 1]
Cao Cao and Liu Bei Qingmeizhujiu Hero, drink a few glasses duo, dinner, Cao Cao, a "Today heroic Wei Jun and speak ear," keeping a low profile of Liu Bei scared the chopsticks fall to the ground. Cao Cao asked why falling chopsticks, Liu Bei answer just punched the sky and thunder startled. Liu Bei Then, suddenly put a loud fart when bending pick up chopsticks, very embarrassing. Positive distress, just listen behind Zhao said frankly: "Gentlemen must not take offense, thunder in the heavens, fart coming from the clouds!" Zhao Carter, step forward side of Guan Yu said: "Gentlemen ...
- Holmes and comparable [Hits: 1]
On one occasion, British writer Arthur Conan Doyle in Paris called a cab. He put bags thrown into the car, then climbed up, but he did not wait for the opening, the coachman said: "? Mr. Doyle, you where to go." "You know me," the writer a little surprised? ask. "No, never seen." "Then how do you know I'm Conan Doyle?" "This," the coachman said, "I read in your vacation in the south of France in the newspaper and see that you are from ...
- Three funny, ha ha [Hits: 1]
One day, Zhuge Liang was the toilet attentively watching market share things, trying to figure out how much profit this year, all of a sudden, a soldier came to report: "! Report, China's southern land rebellion, led by the rebel Meng Huo" Zhuge Liang surprised :what? In the last empty city is not what you reported to believe it? How this time or do you? ? ? ? ? Zhuge Liang then took the army to put down Nanban, which will be born later spread Shenjiu of seven escapement story! ! ! Zhuge Liang to a destination, they would find out the local villagers most luxurious cafe location. With ...
- Three rich imagination joke [Hits: 1]
· One night awkward strategy papers, in Caochuan - Lu Su: "This can really take it to the arrow, Mr. Kong Ming??" Zhuge Liang: "Trust me." Lu Su: "But I was a little worried ......" Zhuge Liang : "no need." Lu Su: "but do not you think it's getting hot in the boat?" Zhuge Liang: "so it is a little ah ...... there is something wrong it?" ...
- Followed by: "The Three Kingdoms group of words Confucianism 2" ha ha [Hits: 1]
! Good article answer: 2005-05-28 21:26
- After reading this section, you think of love asked who? [Hits: 1]
Late at night, when you hear a knocking sound through the cemetery, I heard the fear, and finally you see a person carved tombstones, relieved say to each other: almost scared me! what are you doing? A: They put my name engraved wrong, I change to change! Oh, I just did not think of what to read, and then for a while, I suddenly hairs from the firm. gosh! I first thought turned out to be yes. . . Haha, you think of who? I have no other meaning Oh. Just want to say, since to love to ask, the screen name of friends impression in my mind the moment DEK deep. To see what will be relevant association ...
- I make you happy with one hand [Hits: 1]
The black sky is not black occasion, my sister and wander in the park under a tree. Beautiful views of the park, and gone forever, and more poetic way. I said: "My mood is not good, you make me happy now." "Good," she smiley face!. "Go ahead." "I use one hand to make you happy?" She said softly. I am a bit greedy, shaking his head. "I use two hands to make you happy?" She said softly ... more
- The Bible should memorize [Hits: 1]
One day, john saw a very attractive nuns on the train, and sat beside him. john at first sight in love with the nuns, but his deep remorse, how they can produce evil to a nun yet. But after a while, john finally could not stand up, hands on his lap secretly nuns. Sisters are very shy, blushing, she said: "? Sir, you believe in God," "I believe." "? Do you usually read the Bible," "look ....
- Four folk legend love our country, there is & lt; White Snake & gt; & lt; Butterfly Lovers & gt; & lt; & gt ;, there Cowherd what is ?? [Hits: 1]
- Followed by: "The Three Kingdoms group of words Confucianism" ha ha [Hits: 1]
? You always have so many jokes you answer: 2005-05-29 10:23
- Only three days, which should I choose a good answer? [Hits: 1]
Choose their own satisfaction, because we are carefully answered the question. Or, vote. Answer: 2005-05-28 20:18
- What can I answer people express gratitude to say to adoption? [Hits: 1]
Witty humor, very happy with stupid, is there to say?
- You heroes, help explain [Hits: 1]
"Phoenix Nirvana" What does it mean?
- Administrator, is it possible to know every minute detail of their own integration is how was [Hits: 1]
And knew each sub-classification
- Is there any quiet bar wording should be noted that [Hits: 1]
Humor is not over, or jargon
- (Good) wondering why I mentioned last night on 9 questions, show only a humor column in it? A day like this. [Hits: 1]
I do not feel like a system problem, because not so long like this. And I am sure that submit successful, because there are people who answer nine questions, but the answer is not many people. How is this going? Kocho, help me please? Thank you! Supplementary
- Shopping with his girlfriend completely manual [Hits: 1]
How so familiar ah oh previously sent a ghost Oh answer: 2005-05-28 20:00
- What is the "irrigation"? [Hits: 1]
Internet often see the word, what is the source of it?
- Tom is a hunter (non-family) [Hits: 1]
Tom is a hunter, in the bar, he drink more and more, declared that only highlights what I can know what animal skin, and I just feel at the hole in the skin, you know what kind of gun hurt. Of course, people think this is unlikely, so everyone and Tom bet Dujiu. First, we put up Tom eye mask, and then give him a skin, a smell, Tom, said, "jumping deer." Then, he touched the bullet hole on the lower skin, say, a 22-caliber gun fight. Hey, people feel incredible, because he said not a bit ...
- DJ What does it mean? [Hits: 1]
DJ is the abbreviation of English words which, what does it mean?
- Teach you a rich opportunities [Hits: 1]
Where obstruct pedestrians herself to look dirty head dirt surface, then pour the prepared bowl of pig's blood in the legs and on the ground, can not understand the humor expressionless; understand the humor of thinking about the answer "Love asked, "humor column in question, (so people will think is a psychiatric merger episodes) and then ...... lying and other money!
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