1. If the first run is unsuccessful, call it version 1.0.
2. My program will never have bugs. Those are just random features developed.
3. Hi! Compilation passed! Pack and release now!
4. The hardest code to debug is code that you know can't possibly be wrong.
5. My opinion is not wrong, but it is still in beta version.
6. Beware of programmers with screwdrivers.
7. COBOL programmers understand why women hate periods.
8. Today's programming is a competition between programmers and God. Programmers try to develop better software that even bigger fools can use, and God can always create bigger and better fools, so, God always wins.
9. A programmer's enlightenment starts with understanding the difference between 'making a program work' and 'a working program'.
10. It's not that I don't like socializing, it's just that the user-friendliness is not enough.
11. If Ruby is not the answer and Perl is the answer, then you don't understand the problem at all.
12. The more you program in C, the less you see (The more IC, the less I see).
13. Programming is like making love, a mistake, you need to maintain support for the rest of your life.
14. I want to change the world, but I don't have the source code.
15. If you give a person a program, you will frustrate him for a day; if you teach him to program, you will frustrate him for a lifetime.
16. Programmers are tools that turn coffee into code.
17. Programming is 10% science, 20% creativity, and 70% making that creativity fit the science.
18. A computer is stronger than a pen, stronger than a sword, and usually stronger than a programmer.
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