[硅谷]–一部最值得程序员们看的电影
我在这里和大家一起分享精彩片断哦。
理查德去格里高利那里拿支票,格里高利问他:
What other percentages have you apportioned?
其他股权你是怎么分配的?
Can I see your cap table, investment deck
我能看一下你们的表，投资分析
business plan or any other relevant paperwork?
商务计划书以及你们准备的
you may have prepared?
其他相关资料吗?
理查德回答:
I just was under the impression that uh
我 我以为
we would just be coming by and saying Hi you know
我们只是过来打个招呼
uh, to pick up the check.
还有拿支票的
And, uh, I just didn’t know that any of that stuff was due yet.
我不清楚要交些东西的。
格里高利又问:
Who is it? What do they do?
公司成员有谁 他们负责什么
Are they essential?
他们都是不可替代的吗?
Or do you just throw a percentage at them
或者你就是随意分股份给他们
…
I cannot guide you until you give me
在你给出能让我指导的东西之前
something to guide.
我没法行动
…
Come back in 48 hours
两天后再来
with an alright business plan
拿出一份无懈可击的商业计划书
a clear go-to-market strategy
一个清晰的市场战略
and three year summary P&L or there will be no check
以及三年损益报表 不然别想拿支票
…
理查德和邓恩一起找吉尔弗约尔谈话，了解他的工作职能。–我超喜欢以下这段对话。
what you see as your role in the company?
你觉得你在公司里是一个什么样的角色呢
What do you do?
Who do I do?
我负责什么?
System architecture. Networking and security
系统架构 网络及安全
No one in this house can touch me on that
我是这个屋子里最棒的
…
But does anyone appreciate that?
但有人会对此表示感激吗?
While you were busy minoring in gender studies
当你在落拉劳伦斯学院忙着辅修性别研究
and singing a capella of Sarah Lawrence
哼着小曲的时候
I was gaining root access to NSA servers
我在获取美国国家安全局服务器的根权限
I was one click away from starting a second Iranian revolution
点下鼠标就能发起第二次伊朗伊期兰革命
…
I prevent cross-site scripting
我能阻止跨站脚本攻击
I monitor for DDOS attacks,
我监视着分布式拒绝服务攻击
emergency database rollbacks, and faulty transaction handlings.
紧急的数据库回滚和错误的事件处理
The Internet heard of it?
互联网 听说过吧
Transfer half a petabyte of data every minute
每分钟传输千兆字节的数据
Do you have any idea how that happens?
你知道怎么做到的吗?
All those youPorn ones and zeroes streaming directly
你每天在线看的那些短片
to you shitty, little smart phone day after day?
是如何到达你那个小破智能手机里的呢?
Every dipshit who shits his pants if he can’t get
还有那些无法在12秒内下到最新
the new dubstep Skrillex remix in under 12 seconds?
史奇雷克斯新电子混音曲就要崩溃的蠢货
It’s not magic, it’s talent and sweat.
那并不是魔法 那是天赋与汗水
People like me, ensuring your packets
我这样的人保证了你的数据包
get delivered, un-sniffed. So what do I do?
完好无损的送达，所以我是做什么的?
I make sure that one bad config on one key component
我确保这个公司不会因为
doesn’t bankrupt the entire fucking company
核心组件中的一个错误设置而毁于一旦
That’s what the fuck I do
我就是负责这些的
…
…
理查德和邓恩一起找迪尼希谈话，了解他的工作职能。
I’m the only one of these clowns that can code in Java.
我是这些人里面唯一会用Java语言的
And I write sleek performant low-overhead Scala code
我用的是性能稳定启动快速且能够
with higher order functions that will run on anything.
在任何环境下运行的Scala语言
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