There are only 10 types of people in the world: Those that understand binary and those that don't.
这世界上的人分为10类，一类了解二进制数，一类不了解。
All programmers are playwrights and all computers are lousy actors.
所有的程序员都是剧作家，所有的电脑都是蹩脚的演员。
The boy is smoking and leaving smoke rings into the air.
The girl gets irritated with the smoke and says to her lover: "Can't you see the warning written on the cigarettes packet, smoking is injurious to health!"
The boy replies back: "Darling, I am a programmer. We don't worry about warnings, we only worry about errors."
一个男孩在吐烟圈。
他女朋友看不惯了，对他说：“你看不到烟盒上写的吸烟有害健康的警告语吗？”
男孩回答说:“亲爱的，我是一名程序员。对于程序员来说，警告没有什么大不了的，让我们担心的是错误。”
Once a programmer drowned in the sea. Many Marines where at that time on the beach, but the programmer was shouting "F1 F1" and nobody understood it.
曾经有一名程序员在海上溺水了。当时海滩上有很多海军，但是程序员嘴里呼喊的是“F1 F1”,没有人明白他说的是什么意思。
How do you keep a programmer in the shower all day?
Give him a bottle of shampoo which says "lather, rinse, repeat."
如何让一名程序员持续洗一整天的澡？
给他一瓶洗发水，上面写着“涂抹洗发水，冲洗，重复以上步骤”。
- "Have you heard about the object-oriented way to become wealthy?"
- "No..."
- "Inheritance."
-“你知道面向对象的变成富翁的方法吗？”
-“不知道”
-“继承”