0. If the software is occupying the world, why programmers are not respected?
Bianshen Luo Qi, and not sericulture people.
1. mainland Chinese pirated Windows system is how to do it?
copy and paste.
2. What is the difference between China and the dream is the American dream?
Chinese Dream .txt, .exe American Dream
3. Please describe my fa lv with the most simple language.
754
4. What kind of programming can eternal life?
Unless you have been continued.
5. Linus Torvalds how to translate the phrase, "Talk is cheap. Show me the code" is better?
Shit less, grading over.
6. Google Glass startup command: OK, Glass, Chinese translation Why is the most appropriate?
Okay, mirror brother.
7. What is recursion?
Ancients who wished to Mingming in the world, we must begin to govern the country; want to rule their country, they first their homes; For Qi their family who cultivated their body; Yu Xiu their bodies were first being its heart; For its positive heart, which is intended to Cheng; which is intended to be honest person, he knows that the first actuator, the extension of knowledge in the nature of things. Matter to the grid and then to know, know to then Yicheng, meaning heart is sincere then, the heart is then the body repair, body repair and then Garcia, Garcia then State government, State government and then the world is flat.
8. Have you ever seen the worst of what design?
Not always a positive and negative plug usb interface design
9. Which keyboard feel better with them?
This.
10. As a programmer, female vote than their own strong code experience a what?
11. If you are a person Turing test, what would you ask questions machines?
Jinkela so what are the benefits?
12. As an IT staff, you feel what tools can greatly increase the efficiency of your work?
single.
On 13. Android can enhance learning, productivity applications what?
Shutdown.
14. In the cafe to write code is what kind of experience?
Bahrain development environment, restart, no more.
15. Why do so many programmers, geek like to stay up late at night and extremely high working efficiency?
A girl asked me why an academic slept so late, it only at night to have inspiration? No, girl, do not rely on academic inspiration, by the mediocrity of the day triggered guilty heart.
Programmers, Geek them as well.
16. Single dog program to solve a technical problem after the sister can not show off or boast about how to do their own?
Now you see it, why so many programmers to write technical blog.
17. What are the veterans and novice programmers know do not know tips?
It does not equal data structure plus algorithm, and is equal to the search engine plus English.
18. What is the core competitiveness of the programmer is? why?
"Playing agriculture algorithm code, hard work by the blue bar, like the Master. Mathematics equivalent to the maximum value of the blue bar, bad at math, mana is not high, soon to bottlenecks in the foreign language influence back to the blue speed and intelligence plus experience rapid and penetration. do not play yard farmers algorithms, such as soldiers, work hard on the blood, increase physical life, spiritual life plus reply, experience and Agility rapid and armor. "
19. IT Daniel How to Make?
I remember entering the company, write code mess, full of mistakes, bug again and again, not only the project manager called me, other colleagues also complained to me. Then listen to friends, it reported a training course. After a month of hard study, and finally work pays off - but they all curse me.
20. How to write the script programmers work to Ali?
Told the interviewer, I do not eat moon cake.
Life-related
21. What code farmers are most frequently used lies that?
// EVERYTHING
22. The programmer's feelings come from? Write code and code farmers feel no nobler than repair the bike, then why are they so hanging fried days?
Agriculture is the code you called?
23. What life experience to solve problems with computer skills you have?
(1) I know a big cow, he does not like your socks, do not like the smell of socks. He bought a lot of the same style of socks, these socks on the floor, according to the degree of smelly, put a binary heap. Every morning, his two most pop "sweet" socks to wear; home at night, put socks off, push the pile. One day, top of the sock over his smelly resistant ability, throw away, buy a new one.
(2) Write death cycle notebook CPU and GPU filled, the outlet when the hair dryer blowing head.
24. suddenly want to open a theme restaurant programmer, programmer's name is called dish, dish called language in a variety of keywords, you kind Kazakhstan, did not have a future?
Beijing Xizhimen Mau square outside there is a big sign "mysql", then I was curious about this restaurant and "mysql" in the end what's the relationship before going to the Korean restaurant, the waiter told me it was the result of "three thousand moon" acronym, I was kind of fooled catch the foot.
25. How to make other people understand, "or engage in learning computer professional who will not necessarily fix the computer"?
I was learning the law is not to rub fireball you look at?
26. How to refute "programmers away from the computer is the waste" this view?
No, no, many programmers in front of the computer is waste.
27. Why do programmers like back to wherever computer bag, even if there is no computer equipment?
Because they have no other packages.
28. What are the programmer obsessive compulsive behavior?
Take the elevator when looking at the elevator button panel (UI) will often start thinking about scheduling an elevator, and then carefully think like a lot of the state, the state between multiple instances can influence each other, but also to a number of priorities, acceleration sentenced to terms of pre-stuff, think about actually quite complex, and not wait until the elevator to give up. Then do not know which will sit looking at the panel began to think.
29. daze is a physiological needs?
In fact, it is to delete cache files plus defragging
30. When your heart is feeling too cold?
The document did not save
31. How to respond to messages sent to the programmer: "Hello world"?
hello nerd.
32. What programmers despise chain?
Programmers beautiful wife, beautiful wife does not despise programmers.
A wife programmer, the programmer does not despise his wife.
His wife did not have a girlfriend programmer, dog contempt single program.
In between single dog, only the language, editor and operating systems despise each other.
33. How programmer to programmer boyfriend girlfriend birthday?
I told him that the interface is ready.
34. Allow me to derail female vote, and also introduced her girlfriends gave me understanding. Under the premise that she really loved me, how to understand her behavior?
Do not be fooled! ! ! Mac tell you, I can install windows Oh, but you really installed, will use high heat to avenge you!
35. break up 100 days, has not come out how to do?
Replace the file is always more thorough than the deleted file.
36. What word programmer married couples rings engraved good?
0 error 0 warning
37. The code does not beg bug, which worship the gods?
Thanks Yongzheng, eighth son cures.
38. The product is dead, how buried?
Open Source.
Entertainment related
39. "smiled very Allure" in the newly graduated senior level computer is able to achieve it in reality? Drama Xiaonai proficient in software production (which is a small case), proficient in hacking (breaking the world-class competition record), written by the game engine (the industry-leading level), proficient in algorithm optimization.
(1) you do not ask how the male looks is a senior included in it.
(2) have the senior technical level, certainly not so much hair.
40. Why holy warriors shouted moves every time before moves?
Function first statement before calling.
41. Why Zhuge Liang to take a perennial feather fan?
With the fan installed on the CPU must be a reason.
42. Apple is a religion?
Yes! And teach in such a legend: Anyone who sell kidneys to buy two iphone will be able to see the leader.
Hammer over Apple's proposed timetable 43. Overheating probably is kind of how?
Sacrificial Rites not been forgotten.
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