I'm a programmer
Shabing not short of money
Technology really make life difficult
BUG met on Ascension
La la la, I'm a programmer, born in 1997;
In Shanghai wandering throughout the year, and for five or six work, four or five quarters; not a single cent from the debt;
You see, the lines are indicative of Liangzi: really good ;
I just graduated out of five people who are really six people die like a dog, human and animal. . . The amount, the word is inappropriate;
Anyway, I pulled it wants;
Such screening children in the interview:
Interviewer: "This set of questions, you do some";
This promising young face questions after seeing mental activity:
Twenty years of a tree can make 3000 A4 paper, this problem has six sheets of paper. Obtained according to the Pythagorean theorem plus trigonometric = 6/3000 0.002 20 years * 0.002 = 0. 04 = 365 * 0.04 = 14.6 days equal to about half. My God, I do not face interview does not matter, but from kindergarten teacher taught me to care for the environment, to protect the vegetation. There is no work does not matter, destroy plants and flowers is my fault! And this tree growing experience within half a month's time how much wind and rain, how much suffering endured ah, in a humanitarian spirit can not start;
This promising young: "do not do";
Such screening of children at work:
One company Huiyanshizhu to me (tut tut, look bad), is an electricity supplier company;
In a wet and windy day, R & D manager asked: "Do you know SQL to return the value of it?"
This successors of communism: "Return is it?";
Manager: "You have not learned SQL, SQL there Return it?";
This successors of communism: "Yes, then I will resign";
This successors of communism went to the personnel there to leave the single signature, leave;
This successors of communism can accept such a challenge? This is an insult to the motherland flowers;
Resignation, there is nothing to explain;
. . . Also give an example of a ghost, anyway, for a several companies it wants;
Want to write understanding of life style change, then write Taichetaiwu repentant, wanted to write through the efforts became CEO, marry white Formica, took to the pinnacle of life;
BUG, is not, BUT, the reality is not allowed;
This Yumian Feishuang Little White Dragon, a spike look best in the world thousands of girls still feel handsome white Formica fly direct to marry, or black Formica also into, to accommodate it, too ugly rich white line;
Hey, ancestral craft increasingly skilled. Only tears of a thousand lines, opening bark Wang. . . ;
End of the year, the surface Feishuang Little White Dragon, a world first look handsome spike of thousands of girls actually repaid all debt;
Think of the card inside the six-digit password to protect the double-digit savings, and my heart flattered, we also Kuanye up;
Summarized below:
This year God: bitter to eat. Growth, with;
2019, it is worth;
// (mmp, evening at eight and you still sitting in the office);
// is not it, Tucao to comment out the end of the sentence to use a semicolon, standard, perfect;