It's hard to find a topic to fight against, I put what I hate most in my code...Bad enough

I sometimes put what I hate most in my code, because I have to interact with somebody in my code, I have friends, I have enemies, I have what I hate very much, so I put them in my code, I am just letting out! One example:
HatingSomebodyOrSomething h1=new HatingThing();
Me I =new Me();
I.Hate(h1);
I.Blame(h1);
I.UseAnotherTheadToBlame(h1);
I.SendForALlMyConnecitonsToBlame(h1);
MyConnection in my MyConnections . Blame(h1);
I.SayGoDieTo(h1);
I.BeHappy();^^; hahaha
I like writing emotional code which presents like a small story, now I am happy! Yeah, I feel a little bit cozier than when the code was in me.
And don't forget the water mark: GO DIE By Me,blablalbla...