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Fattest man in the World back in 1890. People paid money to see him.
This is the fattest man in the world in 1890, and people have to pay to see him.
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Wilsonbyron：His name was Chauncey Morlan and people called him the Human Freight Car.
His name was Chauncey Moran, and he was called "Human Wagon."
Spongebob666：Today he’d be 3rd fattest guy at the local Walmart.
Today, he can only rank third among the local Walmart fat people.
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Three streets in Canada: This St , That St , The Other St
The translation is: this street , that street , another street :
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Exassination：Canada was definitely running out of ideas for street names.
Street naming ideas in Canada have apparently dried up.
SaintChristian2：“Dispatch, the suspect is armed and is on that street” “I don’t see him on this street” “He’s not on this street, he’s on that street” "I don’t mean this street, I mean the other street"
(Catching a prisoner) "The dispatch center, the suspect is armed, on that street" "I didn't see him on this street" "He wasn't on this street, he was on that street" "I didn't mean This street, I mean that street"
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My wife wasn’t thrilled when I put this Lego Millennium Falcon on our wedding registry. To not seem completely self-indulgent, I told her I’d wait until we had kids to build it. Today, after 10 patient years, the adventure begins.
My wife wasn't too happy when I put this LEGO Millennium Falcon starship on our wedding registry. In order not to appear completely self-absorbed, I told her I would wait to assemble it until we had kids. Today, after ten years of patient waiting, the adventure begins.
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EGaySports： Pure genius, because it’s even more cool after ten years
Definitely a genius idea, because ten years later, it's even cooler.
Poopsmith： I have saved an entire box of bionicles since childhood so I can one day give it to my son when he’s old enough.
I grew up keeping a full box of Bionicle toys so that I could give it to my son one day when he was old enough to play with it.
Raven777： She probably wanted a huge wedding….
She probably wanted to have a big wedding...
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