Just to give you a surprise of love

In that year, you received such love words and found that you are such a loved person. Although you live alone, your soul has the same interface. You will feel that you don't need him/her to give you much.

However, love words have finally become a lost art, and no one wants to break their heads anymore. Love words have become a business, printed by businessmen on beautifully packaged gifts, making you pay an expensive price to prove that this is not false love.


I just posted on Weibo yesterday saying how nice it would be to have a lover?

The next morning, my wife said to me, "I want to be your lover!"

I was shocked, but my wife changed her face with a gentle smile and said, "Being a wife for a long time will make you tired, why don't you try it? If you fail to be a lover and be a wife, maybe you can get 100 points as a lover."

Life has been boring for a long time, so I might as well try my wife's proposal. I wanted my wife to be a part-timer, but she insisted on being a full-time lover, and I nodded my head in mirth.

That afternoon, I received a call from my wife. She said coquettishly that a new western restaurant has opened near the square. People who have been there say that it is romantic and romantic, and it is the favorite place for lovers.

To tell the truth, every day when I go home and eat the dishes made by my wife, I have long been nauseated. I rushed to the appointment and found that my wife had changed her image from head to toe, her pony tail was burnt into big waves of grape red, her face was wearing delicate makeup, and she was wearing a Baozi skirt, very beautiful.

When my wife saw me staring at her, she smiled and whispered in my ear, "Look at me, do you have the potential to be a lover?" , the waiter appeared inappropriately, "Sir, your bill." When I saw it, I was a little scared: 898 yuan.

Due to inertia, I signaled that the waiter 's wife is the one who pays the bill, and the wife immediately raised her eyebrows: "Is there a man who asks his lover to pay the bill?" After bargaining, the wife is allowed to go to four-star. One star is missing, and my wife is displeased, saying that a man like me is too inauthentic to be a lover.

The next morning, I woke up in the hotel bed and found that I was sleeping in the guest room. My wife said, "I want to be a full-time lover, but there is no reason for a lover to stay together every day." So she slept in the bedroom and I slept in the guest room. It was a tragedy!

I was so hungry that I got up and sat at the dining table, picked up a newspaper to read, and waited for my wife to deliver milk and fried eggs every morning. I waited until the day lily was cold, and my wife was still rubbing powder on her face. I glared at my wife and said, "Why don't you make breakfast?" The wife snorted coldly, "That's my wife's business." The next second, the wife changed her sweet smile and spread her palms at me. I asked what do you mean, wife Said: "Shouldn't the cost of lovers' decoration be paid by men, please pay for it, my dear, two thousand yuan!"