The poet has been very busy lately, busy going far away

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

was swimming naked in an open-air swimming pool with a few friends, and they had a lot of fun, but the most exciting thing was that they didn't know who pulled a piece of shit in the pool, and a group of people shouted out of the shit pool run. FML



Today, my department found out that we're getting a new supervisor for the third time this month. I joked about how we're like "the foster kid nobody wants." One of my coworkers burst into tears and ran off. I later found out that she had been a foster child and never once had a stable home. FML

's divorce really affected a child too much. Our department has changed three bosses in a row now, and then I joked that we were like "raised by a stepmother", but a colleague suddenly ran out crying. Later, when I found out that this colleague was an adopted son, I didn't expect that there would be I'm really sorry for the impact so far. FML



Today, my brother asked if he could borrow my razor, since he recently hit puberty and wanted to have a shave. I decided to be nice and let him. When he returned it half an hour later, I couldn't help but notice his facial hair was untouched. FML

my brother borrowed a razor from me, he said he wanted to shave his hair because he was in puberty now, I gave it to him without thinking about it at the time, and then returned it to me more than an hour later When I came back, I found out that you didn't even shave your beard, what the fuck did you shave? FML



Today, my dad asked me to stop calling him "dad" because it's too weird for his girlfriend's kids to hear, because they call him dad. The dad

I talked to after FML's parents divorced, now my dad doesn't allow me to call him dad, In my dad's original words, "I am now the father of your stepmother's child, and you sound weird". FML



Today, after finishing work, my friend was having a party next door and my driveway was blocked. I parked 6 houses down and went to the party for 20mins. After coming out after 3 beers, I went to move my car back to my house and go to sleep. I got a DUI for driving 30 feet.

The worst luck in FML history. When I got off work, I happened to catch up with our neighbors having a party. The road was blocked. I had no choice but to park the car away from us. The house is about 6 doors away, and then the focus is not here. After parking the car, I stopped by for a party and drank two beers. They were over in about 20 minutes, so I planned to take the car to the garage. , well, after driving less than 30 paces, a policeman came to check for drunk driving. FML



Today, I drove from Seattle, WA to Vancouver, BC for the Three Days Grace concert. I was so excited when I found the building. There was a big readerboard that flashed "THREE DAYS GRACE" and I cheered. Then it flashed " CANCELLED." FML

Three Days Grace, referred to as TDG, 3DG, translated in Chinese as "three days of grace" or "three days of grace", is an alternative metal band from Canada. This is the premise. It is known from the Internet that TDG is going to hold a concert in Seattle. , so I drove a day's car from Washington, and when I saw "THREE DAYS GRACE" appeared on a huge electronic screen in front of the concert building, I screamed excitedly, and then the next second, The screen switches to the remaining part "CANCELLED". FML



Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

just moved into a new home and signed for two years (The contract in the United States is very important, and the contract is very serious), and a girl who lived next to me fell in love with me a few days ago (it’s not good for a handsome person), and now this girl likes me every day Doing two things, one is threatening my girlfriend to break up with us, and the other is crazy singing Taylor songs at our door. FML

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