The best friend

Summary: Whose life doesn't have a few bad friends passing by?
Today, I came to a realization that the closest people to me in my life, the ones who are warm and welcoming, who're happy to see me, who honestly wanna know how I've been and how I feel, whose smiles make me feel warm and fuzzy inside, are the baristas at Starbucks, not my actual 'friends'. FML

Today, I realized who is the closest person in my life, he was so hospitable, he met me He was so happy to know how I was doing, how I was feeling, her smile made me feel warm, he—the Starbucks barista, my “good friend… ."FML



Today, my Darwin Award-nominated cousin got himself admitted to the hospital because he substituted the hammer and screwdriver for a meat tenderizer and a knife when he couldn't find the toolbox. The one I clearly labeled "TOOLS" in giant letters to avoid this situation from happening again. FML

Today, my Darwin Award-nominated cousin put himself in the hospital for substituting a hammer and screwdriver for meat softener and a knife when he couldn't find his toolbox. So I wrote oversized "tools" on the toolbox to prevent this from happening again.



Today, while shopping for groceries, a small child pointed at my face and exclaimed : "DOGGIE!"

FML Just like a dog?)



Today I got a call from my daughter's school, because she claimed that she couldn't see out of her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up. On the way to the emergency (n. emergency situation; emergency; very moment) room, she turns to me and says, "I'm fine. I didn't want to take a test." FML

Today I got a call from my daughter's school because she claimed her She lost her sight in her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up from school. On the way to the hospital, she turned around and said to me, "Uh.... Dad, I think I've recovered, because Exam time is over~" (I promise your mother won't kill you when you go home!)



Today, and every other day this week, I brought carrots and celery into work to eat as a snack instead of chocolate. I got back from lunch to find a note on my desk saying, "Do you really think it's OK to eat carrots and celery that loudly every day?" Guess I won't try to be healthy. FML

This week I brought carrots and celery to company as a snack in place of chocolate. Came back from lunch at noon today and found a note on the table saying, "Do you think it's really good to eat carrots and celery out loud every day?" .......I guess if it goes on like this my Life safety is not guaranteed~

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