Programmer's Welfare: When Programming Languages Become Girls

Abstract:  Just imagine, when programming languages ​​such as Java, C++, Python, Ruby, PHP, C#, JS, etc. become anime characters, what will it be like? Let's take a look at what kind of "beauties" various programming languages ​​are written by the Japanese writer Watanabe! **Java ** is like a girl with a dull personality that appeared in Kenji Miyazawa's "Fearless of the Wind and Rain".

Just imagine, what would it be like when programming languages ​​such as Java, C++, Python, Ruby, PHP, C#, JS, etc. become anime characters? Let's take a look at what kind of "beauties" various programming languages ​​are written by the Japanese writer Watanabe!

**Java
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is like a girl with a dull personality in Kenji Miyazawa's "Defying the Wind and Rain". Since he was a child, he was regarded as an idiot because of his slowness and large appetite. He joined the track and field club from elementary school and insisted on running. He often achieved good results in middle and long distance running, giving people a lively impression. A very hardworking girl.

Her family situation is not good. Her father, Sun, was a talented artist, but was not good at managing money. She died when she was 14 years old because of debt and overwork. She was adopted by Uncle Oracle, and at the time had a dispute with Uncle Google over custody of her and went to court.

While everyone around her was worried that she would fall down under such a situation during her adolescence, she remained calm and continued to practice running every day.

She is simple, serious, and hard to say smart. After entering high school, she didn't know if she began to care a little about strangeness. She was seen walking on the street secretly imitating other girls' fashion. Although there are negative comments such as "I work hard, maybe a little outdated" and "That clothes don't match the impression of Java", but there are many people who feel "unexpectedly cute?"

Like to drink coffee, only drink from Indonesia. He once said, "I like coffee better than three meals", which makes people worry a little, "Is this good for health?"

C++

Slim legs and coordinated features. Known by many as "the best beauty in the IT world", she is also famous for her talents in flower arrangement, tea ceremony, piano and violin, judo, kendo, aikido, etc.

Most of her fans are fanatical, and there are fan clubs like "Dark Legion". The Dark Legion is a giant group second only to the Freemason, and most people cannot join. It is said that if she can answer the very fanatical questions about her, there will be perceived Legion members to ask "Would you like to enter the Dark Legion?"

Her half-sister, Objective-C, was focused on playing the piano. Her focus was caught by the IT genius Steve Jobs (also known by some as the Purple Rose), and she became a star, while C++ became a star. It is because of his beauty and talent that he has been noticed by people and has been firmly established as a star in the industry for many years. The two sisters are a stark contrast.

She is also known for changing her hairstyle and clothes frequently according to her mood. Yesterday, it was a kimono with black hair, but today it is a red-haired gothic appearance. Because of her transformation, mild fans are surprised and say, "Ah le? Is it Miss C++ today?" It often happens that . I often wear HYSTERIC GLAMOUR clothing in private when away from the industry.

Her firm is not public about her date of birth. Although there is a saying that he was born in 1983, this article adopts the saying that was widely circulated among some fans on October 14, 1985. There were also rumors that "she may not remember her own birthday...". Rather than saying, "It's not unbelievable that Miss C++ can't remember her birthday", it's better to see her as an expression of her innocent personality.

Python

The eldest lady in the boudoir raised by Guido's father. She was born in Amsterdam, the Netherlands, but moved to the United States as a child, and her father also spoke English at home, so she didn't speak much Dutch.

She has an easygoing personality. The most famous is when she heard C++ announce "I want to go on a trip to change my image. Come back in 200x" After going out for a trip (it was already 2011 when I came back...), she said, "I will also go on a trip a little bit, AD. Come back in 3000." After going out for several years, he did not return.

Despite such a reckless action, thanks to the education of Guido's father, who has the wish of "raising a child that everyone loves", in fact, after getting in touch with her, I feel that she is very easy to get close to.

A few days ago, she came to work in the author's friend's company (she seems to be working while attending college now), and was evaluated as "fully integrated into the work, well-rounded, and helpful to us". She doesn't say unnecessary words, but she has a polite appearance, and is said to be a unique existence in the industry where there are many "innocent, freedom first" people.

She is said to be good at mathematics, and she is often seen solving various statistics-related puzzles with ease. Love a fresh outfit like a white dress or a light pink cardigan.

In fact, she also likes reptiles, and it is said that she keeps snakes at home. Fans often discuss topics like "what would she name the pets?" Most of them came to the conclusion that "it must be Monty". Whether it will fly or not is unknown. (It is estimated that the British six-member comedy group Monty Python's work The Flying Circus, translator's note)

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