My friends, it's our laborer's day again.
Today, the majority of IT companies are in harmony with their families, some with good friends, and some with their lovers. Of course, there are still others who still stick to their jobs, fighting in front of a computer screen for a project, a product, a program, a piece of code, or an idea. Here, the editor expresses heartfelt respect and support to the vast number of programmers : Cheese, no matter when and where you are, you are never alone! Today, the editor will present to you [May 1st Special] Why do you want to marry/marry a programmer? High salary Compared with other industries in the same period, the salary of programmers is relatively higher by one or several steps. Moreover, as traditional senior overtime workers, programmers have no time to spend their wages. The majority of singles, don't hurry up to show up and solve problems! Of course, a high return always corresponds to the same effort. The jokes on the Internet are widely circulated: Some people ask: Kobe, how did you achieve brilliant achievements in the basketball world? Kobe: Have you ever seen the sky at 4 in the morning? Someone: No, I was sleeping at the time. Kobe: Oh, I was still practicing at that time. Programmer asks: Kobe, how did you achieve greatness in basketball? Kobe: Have you ever seen the sky at 4 in the morning? Programmer: Yes, I was still working overtime at that time. Kobe: ... So, there is no light behind the sun, but there is hardship behind the great god. The programmer's mind is very sensitive, and the programmer's mind is also very strong. Girls and boys, if you are fortunate enough to find a programmer partner, in this laborer's festival, you must take good care of the hard-working and struggling heart. Enough romantic Who said that our programmers do not understand romance, nonsense! Boring, boring, just because we are always boring, the critical moment is enough to be boring, wrong, romantic enough! Don't look at what our programmers usually look like: in fact, this is the key moment: to talk about romance, a programmer proposed marriage, and the ring was engraved with:
Moral: Hello, world, hello, my love. There is blood on the face, and the romance can't be added! If you love listening to music, I will write a music player; if you love reading, I will write reading bookshelf software; if you love staying in bed, I will write custom alarms; you love traveling, painting, food, sports... Love what you love, think what you think, programmers with heart will always find a place to use it, and pamper you with exclusive codes~ Lovers are like this, what more can you ask for! Knowing how technology can solve worries, only Du Kang. How to gather wealth, only rely on talents. Technology is talent, wisdom is happiness. Programmers are smart guys. Single programmers are smart, young guys. Single skilled programmers are smart, young, and researching guys. Single programmers with technology and no money are smart, young, willing to study, and potential guys. Single, skilled and rich programmers are smart, young, willing to study, and willing to work hard. A programmer with company, technology and money is a proper person, Sen, win, home, ah. Ha, are you dizzy? Anyway, the editor is already dizzy... I don't know how many people I hit with the above paragraph. Moreover, programmers who understand technology will help you change the light bulb, and they will tell jokes when you change the light bulb: Say: How many programmers does it take to change the light bulb? A: None are needed, it's a hardware issue. ...are you cold? ╮(╯╰)╭Even if you can’t laugh, let’s cooperate and show a happy face. Let’s see how cute our programmers understand humor. Once upon a time, there was a programmer who took the initiative to send a text message on his lover’s birthday: “This year On your birthday, I won't give you anything, just send the money and buy it yourself, 1,000,000, and I'll hit you with a card later." Female Injector rejoiced: "Wow, husband, I love you the most, kiss a Mua~~" He opened Alipay calmly here: The transfer amount is 64 yuan, the amount is 64 yuan, and the amount is 64 yuan. You see, our programmers are so quiet (dou) silent (bi), so honest (zuo) sincere (si). The update is fast, the update is fast, the update of inhumans is fast, but the update of things is fast. Objects, digital products also. Don't you see, the digital products owned by programmers come from the sky like the water of the Yellow River, and the banknotes run into the sea and never return. As a lover of programmers, while enduring technical terms and professional comments that I will never understand, I also enjoy the benefits of keeping pace with the times and updating digital products.
The old doesn't go away, the new comes. From Xiaomi to Hammer, from Samsung to Apple; from civilian U disk to luxury HHKB keyboard; from audiophile-level headphones to mouse of the same audiophile-level; memory sticks, memory cards, mechanical hard drives, and solid-state drives are exchanged one by one; Addition of electronic paper books, tablets, notebooks, 2 in 1, desktops, and workstations. Also, there are a lot of tall equipment that ordinary people can't name, and they look really cool. Programmers are willing to equip themselves, and at the same time do not dislike the love (dui) person (you) who does not (zhu) understand (yi) do (yang) work. Whether you are initially interested or not, you will find that digital products play a pivotal role in your life. One day, you slowly become familiar with all existence. One day, you find that you can't live without that sulky person. Are you excited at this moment? Do you understand why you want to marry/marry a programmer? Action is worse than heartbeat, aim at the target quickly, attack quickly, wolves have more meat and less meat, and win by surprise (this seems to be getting more and more wrong...)
Moral: Hello, world, hello, my love. There is blood on the face, and the romance can't be added! If you love listening to music, I will write a music player; if you love reading, I will write reading bookshelf software; if you love staying in bed, I will write custom alarms; you love traveling, painting, food, sports... Love what you love, think what you think, programmers with heart will always find a place to use it, and pamper you with exclusive codes~ Lovers are like this, what more can you ask for! Knowing how technology can solve worries, only Du Kang. How to gather wealth, only rely on talents. Technology is talent, wisdom is happiness. Programmers are smart guys. Single programmers are smart, young guys. Single skilled programmers are smart, young, and researching guys. Single programmers with technology and no money are smart, young, willing to study, and potential guys. Single, skilled and rich programmers are smart, young, willing to study, and willing to work hard. A programmer with company, technology and money is a proper person, Sen, win, home, ah. Ha, are you dizzy? Anyway, the editor is already dizzy... I don't know how many people I hit with the above paragraph. Moreover, programmers who understand technology will help you change the light bulb, and they will tell jokes when you change the light bulb: Say: How many programmers does it take to change the light bulb? A: None are needed, it's a hardware issue. ...are you cold? ╮(╯╰)╭Even if you can’t laugh, let’s cooperate and show a happy face. Let’s see how cute our programmers understand humor. Once upon a time, there was a programmer who took the initiative to send a text message on his lover’s birthday: “This year On your birthday, I won't give you anything, just send the money and buy it yourself, 1,000,000, and I'll hit you with a card later." Female Injector rejoiced: "Wow, husband, I love you the most, kiss a Mua~~" He opened Alipay calmly here: The transfer amount is 64 yuan, the amount is 64 yuan, and the amount is 64 yuan. You see, our programmers are so quiet (dou) silent (bi), so honest (zuo) sincere (si). The update is fast, the update is fast, the update of inhumans is fast, but the update of things is fast. Objects, digital products also. Don't you see, the digital products owned by programmers come from the sky like the water of the Yellow River, and the banknotes run into the sea and never return. As a lover of programmers, while enduring technical terms and professional comments that I will never understand, I also enjoy the benefits of keeping pace with the times and updating digital products.
The old doesn't go away, the new comes. From Xiaomi to Hammer, from Samsung to Apple; from civilian U disk to luxury HHKB keyboard; from audiophile-level headphones to mouse of the same audiophile-level; memory sticks, memory cards, mechanical hard drives, and solid-state drives are exchanged one by one; Addition of electronic paper books, tablets, notebooks, 2 in 1, desktops, and workstations. Also, there are a lot of tall equipment that ordinary people can't name, and they look really cool. Programmers are willing to equip themselves, and at the same time do not dislike the love (dui) person (you) who does not (zhu) understand (yi) do (yang) work. Whether you are initially interested or not, you will find that digital products play a pivotal role in your life. One day, you slowly become familiar with all existence. One day, you find that you can't live without that sulky person. Are you excited at this moment? Do you understand why you want to marry/marry a programmer? Action is worse than heartbeat, aim at the target quickly, attack quickly, wolves have more meat and less meat, and win by surprise (this seems to be getting more and more wrong...)
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