It is often heard that there are two kinds of men who cannot marry: one is the brother of the soldier, and the other is the operation and maintenance.
1. The former cannot be seen, the latter died early.
The thought of walking alone without waiting for my hair to go gray makes me terrified. Therefore, for a long time, they avoided the operation and maintenance in the company. I never even dreamed that I would become the wife of an operation and maintenance engineer , and I have been doing it for many years.
2. The city's water was cut off that day, in order to quench the thirst of colleagues in the department
Out of breath I brought 10 bottles of mineral water from the supermarket.
"Pay attention to the cost-effectiveness. A 500ml bottle of water is 3 yuan, and you buy 5 liters for 30 yuan. Bottled water is 15 yuan for 10 liters, and it comes with a package."
At that time, I was tired and hot, so I replied angrily: "The supermarket is closed, this is the only convenience store ."
"I don't know how to use resources, I don't care, I have a 24-hour water delivery phone." Odd, it's so detailed, this is my initial impression of my husband.
3. Later, by accident, we became boyfriend and girlfriend
It's not that he has a shocking appearance and a talent for saving the world. It's just because this idiot accidentally set up a group sending of the confession email. So without me nodding, the rumors about our affair spread throughout the company.
The most distressing thing in life is not being short or losing weight, but being forced to be someone else's girlfriend.
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"Hey, can you ask your boyfriend to reinstall the system for me?"
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"I picked up an iPhone 6, and the owner even sent a text message to scold me. Will your boyfriend unlock it? What? Isn't Apple a Linux system ?"
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"The computer can't be turned on. You can ask Cheng Zhen to help me take a look."
4. Fuck, do you really think that O&M is omnipotent? Also on call, 24 hours on call
At that time, I didn't know it yet, it was a prelude to love to fight for a person's injustice. I don't know when it started, whether it's a company dinner, a group watching a movie, or a K-song, the position on my right is always Cheng Zhen. Even everyone's New Year's toast is "Wish our dreams come true."
Gradually, under everyone's deliberate bonding, we became like glue every day. Sometimes, it's not that everyone thinks you're a good fit, it's that the two of you are really a good fit.
5. The world of operation and maintenance engineers is not as boring as everyone says
When they are troubled, they don't scold the gods, mothers, or von Neumann; when they are particularly interested in one thing, they will get up from their chairs excitedly; When complicated, even bank card passwords are binary contradictory creatures.
Their vision is blurred, but they are very sensitive to numbers. They judge whether a girl is pretty or not, but only on the bust size; when they want to date, they don't say I miss you, but say, give me an interface, I want to apply for a call.
6. Falling in love with operation and maintenance is actually a matter of bitterness and joy
When shopping, he will choose daily necessities with an absolute advantage in cost-effectiveness; when traveling, he will act as your living map and housekeeper for food, clothing, housing, and transportation; writing a script to grab train tickets is not a problem.
But his shortcomings are equally obvious: boredom, dwelling, and busy.
When the server fails, he can be bored for a whole day without saying a word, staring at the computer in a daze; when the business is frequently online, he can stay home for a week without going out, and make a living by eating instant noodles and takeaways; in case a newbie deletes a library , he will be too busy to remember that he has a girlfriend.
If you are glass heart, princess disease, I suggest you stay away from him.
7. It is even more difficult to marry an operation and maintenance wife
First of all, you have to put away your girly romance and fantasy, and don't expect him to give you love words and surprises. When Cheng Zhen proposed, he only said one sentence.
"Wife, do you try this diamond ring to wear it?"
Secondly, you have to put away your senseless pretense and restraint, and tell him your needs and desires frankly and frankly. A friend who is also married to operation and maintenance once complained that her husband was too dull and could not express his emotions.
I replied that I would just kiss it directly! Finally, you have to endure loneliness and neglect.
8. If you are sure that you can do all of these points, then feel free to love
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They only need two sets of clothes for a season, saving cloth.
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The social circle is small and simple, saving trouble.
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Most don't smoke or drink, save money.
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The rest of their women are stored on the hard drive, no worries.
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More money and less talk, save spit.
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Their inner world is like an iceberg. Although there are few parts that are exposed outside, there is still a lot that can be excavated. It is left to me and you to discover slowly.
9. Today, this guy suddenly became very attentive, while helping me wash my feet and massage, while still resting with his head up
"Goddess, when "Thor 2" was released, I asked you to watch the movie, do you remember?" I didn't know why, so I nodded.
"So, this time "Black Panther" is released, I want to say..." After a long time, I wanted me to invite him to watch a movie, and also euphemistically called it to improve the quality of life. Sample, see how I treat you.
"Last week, you just had cervical physiotherapy ; this month, you broke 2 chairs; within half a year, you broke 5 mechanical keyboards ; this year, you have two pairs of glasses..."
"And today is March 8th, you dare to ask me for money without giving gifts..."
10. I once asked my husband, what do you think is true love
He immediately found a picture and gave it to me, and then replied that this is true love, and the baby is also an external thing.
Although it is slightly different from what I expected, it is still moved to become a stray dog. After so many years of ups and downs, although we have not been rich and noble, our days have lived peacefully and peacefully.
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He didn't talk much, but he always supported me silently behind him.
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He doesn't have much free time, but when he is free, he will spend it with me.
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His salary is not much, but he has never wronged me one cent.
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He didn't make many surprises, but it never frightened me.
Marrying the operation and maintenance engineering debugging, I regret, regret that I love him enough, regret that I don't care enough about him, regret that I bully him too much. Of course, the most regretful thing is that I met him too late.