Write an article about how you paddled and fished when you paddled and fished

Write an article about how you paddled and fished when you paddled and fished

Such things as paddling and fishing are really necessary skills for me waiting for workers. On the other hand, we are a combination of work and rest, which not only contributes to our physical and mental health, but also makes us happy. In the worst case, we are exploiting capitalists (good guys!!!) I
believe you probably read this article while fishing, hahahaha. Then I will talk about how I fished.

1. Pretend to work and type on the keyboard

Just like I am now, the keyboard knocks. People who don’t know think you are coding code, in fact, I am coding blog, water article. Hahaha.
Keeping typing on the keyboard shows that I feel like a fountain of thoughts, giving people a feeling of not interrupting my spirit (scratch) (water); when
not typing on the keyboard, be sure to frown. It gives people a feeling of not interrupting my thinking (drawing) and testing (water).
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2. Playing with mobile phones silently

The mobile phone is really a big killer of time. But if you say that you are sitting at the desk and playing with your phone, it is too obvious. If you want to play with your mobile phone quietly, you have to find a way to move the functions of your mobile phone to your computer. There are chat, qq, WeChat.
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For games, there are various simulators.
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Hahahaha, all screenshots on my computer.
When you open it, you can adjust the size of the window so that you can see it yourself.

3. Inherent enchantment toilet

If you talk about the golden stroke position during working hours, it must be the bathroom. There, you can blatantly do whatever you want, shit with pay. (Take a mobile phone and spend 20 minutes at the company to pull the shit that was obviously finished in 5 minutes.) If you do this several times a day, I'm afraid your boss will hold your leg and beg you.
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It’s just that you can get hemorrhoids if you go to the toilet for too long, so please be careful.

4. Drink plenty of water if there is nothing to do

Drinking plenty of water is not only good for your body, but also good for your mood. Pick up the water glass gently, take a sip of water slowly, swallow, and then put down the water glass. . . Then gently picked up the water cup, took a sip of water slowly, swallowed, and then put down the water cup, so as to circulate until there is no water in the cup, then get up and pace to the drinking fountain. . . Return to the position to continue.
If possible, you can add some tea. Cassia seed is recommended here, which is good for the eyes.
If I drink too much water, I go to the bathroom, perfect.
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Five, put a storytelling in the headset

We never know a person wearing a headset, what is in the headset. In my own words, I have listened to Tian Lianyuan’s "Jia Jiang" and "The Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties" in this way. (Unfortunately, only half of the Romance of the Sui and Tang Dynasties)
Of course, you can use your headphones to put anything you like, music, storytelling, audio novels, this method is safe, as long as you don't laugh suddenly. When listening, you can paddle and work, and you are comfortable and comfortable.

Six, a lot of English materials

This method is suitable for those who want to improve their English level, set their browser to the no-picture mode, and then go to the foreign forums.
For example:
first go to your browser and set the browser to no-picture mode.
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Then the web page we see will look like this. Insert picture description here
But the actual content is like this.
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When there is a picture, it is like paddling, when there is no picture, it is like looking at the information. Hahaha.
You will feel that "Why don't Harry Potter and Voldemort communicate in snake language" is the same as "The advantages and disadvantages of multithreading in python", there is no difference.

At last

In the end, I think work only needs to complete the assigned tasks. As for working hours, it should be arranged by employees. And the content of the work must be allocated reasonably, 8 hours a day, you allocate 20 hours to me, the ghost can do it for you.
emmm, paddling is risky, but it's cool. (You can paddle more if you finish your work on time)

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