The daily life of programmers
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Go to the restaurant and sit down.
"Waiter, give me a copy of Kung Pao Chicken!"
"okay!"
——————This is called the original demand
The chef does half of it.
"Waiter, don't put meat in the dish."
"How to do without meat?"
"Just don't put the meat, other things are done according to the normal procedure, it's OK, isn't it difficult?"
"Okay, wait a minute"
—————— Midway demand change
kitchen:
Chef: "Your uncle, my meat is cooked again"
Waiter: "Customers have to ask for it, can't you just pick out the meat?"
Chef: "Okay, Uncle"
But I still picked it out a little bit
—————— The changes are too large, partly refactored
restaurant:
"Waiter, can you add some yuba to the dish?"
"Okay, this one should be simple."
—————— Underestimate the cost of changes
kitchen:
Chef: "You TMD, don't you know that the yuba has to be soaked in water in advance? Only after half-frying? Tell him, if you want to eat yuba, wait a long time."
Waiter: "Ah, why didn't you say it earlier?"
Chef: "I said you MLGB earlier, how did I know he was going to put yuba in Kung Pao Chicken"
But I went to soak the yuba
—————— New requirements introduce new R&D costs
restaurant:
"Waiter, let's add the meat back."
"Didn't you just say you don't want meat"
"Now I want it again"
"...OK, wait a minute"
—————— A certain function point fluctuates
kitchen:
Chef: "Oh, you, the vegetables are over-fried. You let me put meat? Fortunately, I didn't throw the meat."
Waiter: "What do you do with the customer's request?"
Chef: "You can't refuse him? Huh?"
Waiter: "Is they a customer."
—————— Party A is the uncle
restaurant:
"Waiter! Waiter!"
"Come on, hello?"
"Why is it so long?"
"Wait a moment, I will remind you"
——————The changes began to cause delays in the construction period
kitchen:
Chef: "Push you to remind me, the yuba has not been soaked well, I have to refill the oil, if he wants to eat the old one, he can't maintain the quality and quantity."
—————— The developer requests rescheduling
restaurant:
Waiter: "Sorry, it will take a long time to add yuba, don't worry."
"I have to wait so long? I have to eat now, can you hurry up?"
"Okay... wait a minute"
—————— Party A urged to live
kitchen:
Chef: “I’m so impressed, but I want to deliver it on time after changing the demand in the middle, so am I going to play it?”
Waiter: "Then I ask, do you want them to change dishes?"
Chef: "I will die if I change it again"
—————— Developers start PK with the middleman
restaurant:
"Waiter, let's do it, don't have the yuba, can it be faster if you replace it with garlic? By the way, add some tomato sauce by the way."
——————Change the demand again due to the long construction period
kitchen:
Chef: "I'm a dog, don't you know that garlic has to be blanched? And how do you tell me to put tomato sauce in hot dishes?"
Waiter: "Boiled water is better than waiting for the yuba, can't you just pour the ketchup in it? Is it difficult?"
Chef: "Grass. I have to continue to soak the yuba, in case this grandson wants it again later."
—————— Frequent changes began to lead to a lot of redundancy
restaurant:
"Waiter, did you add diced eggplants to the dish? I go to other restaurants but there are diced eggplants."
"Well, wait a while, wait a while"
——————Wonderful Demand
kitchen:
Chef: "I went to his second uncle. Did he eat Kung Pao chicken fried from a third-rate technical school in Sri Lanka? Kung Pao chicken fills with diced eggplants??"
Waiter: "Couldn't you just copy the eggplant and throw it inside?"
Chef: "Then TM can still order food? Which department?"
Waiter: "If the customer wants it, you can fire it."
Chef: "MB, by the way, ask him if he wants yuba. My pot of yuba still occupies a place, so I just threw it away."
——————Wonderful flowers you have to do too
restaurant:
"Waitress, how long will it be better?"
"Soon, soon..."
"Give me another glass of watermelon juice."
"…Great"
"I'll wait another 10 minutes. If it doesn't work, I will leave. I haven't paid any money yet."
"Soon, soon..."
—————— The Last Dawn Before Darkness
10 minutes later
"Hey, didn't it taste like this last time?"
The chef who came out of the kitchen: "I will kill your dog..."
—————— Final Battle——————
You = customer
Waiter = Account Manager + Product Manager
Chef = Coder
Please convert yourself...
Author: ThinkinLiu_IT Five
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