hello programmer! Life is more than 0 and 1, and tomorrow's 1024 Programmer's Day

hello programmer! hello world!

1GB=1024M,1M=1024K,1KB=1024B

"1024" is considered a number that only programmers understand

On this special day

Let us shout out together:

There is such a group of people

They work day and night

Add the busiest class, stay the deepest night

From dense black hair to deep Mediterranean

From piercing, to dark circles + big eye bags

From the ever-changing cloakroom to the same plaid shirt

From a young man to a single otaku

Before looking for opponents in the Canyon of Kings, now looking for bugs in the code

There is also the curse of "more money, less words to die early" around me~

They are the legendary "program apes"

 

The programmer is really a cute creature

Cool when typing code, cool when fixing bugs

Even hair loss is a different style

For little programmers,

Every hair has its own name!

Regardless of sunny or rainy days

It’s a day to wear a plaid shirt~

For programmers

Not only the passion for work will never change

Even the posture for taking pictures has not changed

 

After working for a few years

"Bald" Tathagata

Rely on the hair of the programmer

You can judge his working years

 

There is a thousand Hamlet in the eyes of a thousand people

And the little buddies of programmers

In the eyes of different people

Seems to have a different job

 

You think writing code is building a house

Write an inch of joy

But in fact

Writing code is filling holes

Spend 80% of your time fixing bugs

Spend another 20% of your time writing new bugs

For programmers

The biggest challenge is not to find where the bug is

It's not that you are haggard by other people's bugs

But when I am mad while debugging

When I want to know who wrote this vulnerability

Just discovered

It turns out that caused this bug

Is myself

 

Can't help but want to ask the programmers

"Object" can be found in the program

Why can't it be found in reality?

 

But don't be discouraged

If you can't find it

Very simple

The new one is fine!

 

Some people say that programmers don’t understand customs

But when it comes to romance

The programmer can be called very "wild"

Especially good at using one's own strength to create surprises for loved ones

Not only that

There are also love words for programmers

"The furthest distance in the world

I am in if you are in else

Although often appear together

But they will never execute together"

 

Wrong wrong

Accidentally made a mistake

Come over again!

 

"Object-oriented

Not negative code not negative

For the rest of your life

The snow is you

Plain is you

I think about you when I type every line of code"

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