Say a program into the deep sea,
Feeling his head, never enough,
More sad reminder that:
Always live under the shadow of the gods;
I believe there are always a few times,
You will talk with the students on the computer so few:
Oh, my wifi Rom!
Eh? Computer is broken, do not show up?
Man child, you help me to remotely look ah!
However computer students,
To explain over and over again:
I am not a computer repair!
I think a lot of quasi-programmers here have been shot in the bar.
But here it comes:
Communications engineering pleaded,
He pleaded electronic information,
Having their own professional because of this,
The boss was called up anti-computer live,
They did little experience!
That as a programmer,
Your hard to force Where is it?
Depth investigation into this and found that:
1
Born in the code, the code died
The stem is simple:
Grab a moon cake,
He fired ......
So goes: "Health" is code for "dead" is the code
I do remember a friend HR,
Chatted days, said a few days ago to interview a programmer brother,
She asked: "You graduated only two years, three years of work experience is how come?!"
Programmers brother look no love answer: "overtime."
Programmer's wife is often a state:
At home already 12:00,
Waiting for three hours,
He was at work, not on me
Why do overtime?
PM standing angle,
Most programmers Sadly,
I never want to GET demand;
Standing on the programmer's point,
Most programmers Sadly,
PM always in demand change.
Change over to the new demands bug,
The new demands done found a bug ...
then
Infinite loop
Unlimited overtime
So programmers just as we have said,
Advanced treatment of migrant workers with similar,
However, it will not repair water and electricity. . .
Not only this, programmers need to learn is that in too many:
"Effective communication and product managers"
"How to find a girlfriend."
"How to buy watermelon and buns at the same time."
"How to take care of a flowing long hair."
"Why leaders angry."
"Why did my wife angry."
......
2
Programmer is a high risk of obsessive-compulsive disorder
Sometimes see web pages,
I watched it Ctrl + S,
After suddenly does not react;
Bug wanted to see change,
If not their own bug,
Also I like to find a bug;
Coding style must be unified,
Otherwise eyes turn to the head;
Forcibly aligned,
Pleasing,
tab and spaces can not be mixed,
Tolerate full-width half-size mixed symbols,
Comma after the period must have a half-size space,
Often adding spaces to enhance the readability of a sentence;
I remember a very classic piece
When the husband to his wife programmers call:
On the way from work to buy a pound of steamed buns back,
If you see selling watermelons, buy one.
That night, her husband holding a bun programmer into the house ...
Wife angrily: how do you buy a bun? !
Husband answer: because they are aware selling watermelons.
Programmer's mind is this:
When the husband to his wife programmers call:
var = pound dinner buns;
if (see selling watermelons) {
Dinner = a bun;
}
Buy dinner;
This execution right, buy a pair, absolutely nothing wrong!
So just these obsessive-compulsive disorder
Sister had chased away a ticket right
Programmers have pleaded
He said there was know almost sister in question:
How to find the ticket program ape man
Oh, she must be right HR
Oh, right
I have to say here
Sister or pay attention!
as far as I know:
Cary programmers do not really short of money,
But no time and energy to spend.
Take my co-workers, for example,
New Year card issued by the supermarket delivery
Up to now not a penny tweed ......
3
It can be recognized by the appearance of groups
"Aesthetic difference, no taste."
"Yen value is low, straight male cancer"
"Plaid shirt, balding hair."
Every class reunion,
Programmers students,
It will be open such a joke a few.
The greatest tragedy is to walk in the street,
Meet people say: you are a programmer, right?
but
Programmer friend,
Programmers groups always felt:
Dressing taste of life a mood of programmers,
Technology must be very dish.
So we usually do not dare to wear handsome point,
Otherwise people will think that level is not enough,
If you wear a solid color clothes, wearing Prada sunglasses,
Coach shoulder bag back, thick hair,
They will say that unlike programmers!
Ah, I still do not know that he is not pretending to force me ......
Programmers always said:
Programmers actually very easy enclosure,
If a module responsible to you,
Then other people will want to move this module kill people ...
To write their own code and then not only move themselves,
After all, own code,
Others picked the wrong or want to change,
Hands can, do not move the code .....
Sometimes a brother to write the code so cattle X,
But no one knows, really stuck!
Brother and other codes you put out to look,
Then you will tremble, mortals!
having said so much,
In fact, brother, you should love Tucao are:
It is not delicious dinner and midnight snack
Finally, ask questions!
Programmers favorite with symbols,
In the end is not semicolon! ?
