I may have met fake parents

Summary: There is a bear mother in every bear child's heart.
Today, I had to explain to my mother that it is inappropriate (adj. inappropriate; inappropriate) to hit on my boyfriend when his parents are over for dinner . FML

My boyfriend brought his parents to our house for dinner, but my mother beat up my boyfriend in front of his parents, who can tell me how to solve this. FML



Today, I was driving home from swim practice with my mom. I glance over and see my brother's hot friend who I've been secretly in love with forever. He waved to me, and excitedly I waved back. I then hear my mom say "You're gonna die when you see how bad you look right now." FML

went swimming in the swimming pool today, and my male god (a super handsome buddy of my brother) happened to be there, and finally ready to drive home At that time, when I turned around, I happened to see the male god swimming towards me, so the host turned over and swam over (thinking, it’s God’s arrangement, everything will come true), but before I set off, the back I heard my mother's yin and yang's strange voice, "If I were you, I wouldn't be dead now, and I don't see how stupid you are now...". , really mother. FML



Today, I found out that my mom had read my diary because she was worried. She now knows details about my depression, details about my sex life, such as how I lost my virginity, to whom (I don't have a boyfriend) , and what condition I was in at the time (drunk as a duck). She also showed my dad. FML

really wanted to run away from home, my mom peeked at my diary (she said she was too worried) and now I She knows all my secrets, the thing about me suffering from depression, the thing about losing my virginity by a stranger after being drunk, and now I really want to get out of here. (She also told my dad) FML



Today, during an early morning preflight check, I spotted liquid pooling under the aircraft. I rubbed my fingers in it and sniffed. Good news? No dangerous fuel or hydraulic fluid leak. Bad news? My The copilot was too lazy to walk back to the hangar to take a leak. The FML

owner is the captain of an aircraft. Today, he conducted a pre-takeoff inspection and found a pile of unknown liquid on the ground under the aircraft. Because he was afraid that it was a fuel leak, so The landlord quickly dipped his hand and rubbed it, and then smelled it. Fortunately, whether it was fuel oil, it seemed that there was no need to worry. Unfortunately, my co-pilot, this rotten guy, was urinating and urinating everywhere. FML



Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML

I heard my 7-year-old daughter use "rubbish" to swear when she talks to people today, so I told her that it's not good, because using that word would be rude, and guess what? The girl actually raised her head, "What the hell, you didn't hear what I said at school." . . , don't stop me and see if I don't beat her to death. FML



Today, my mom yelled at me because I refused to lend her money. The reason I won't lend her money? The last time I did, she and my dad went out and bought a Macbook and a new car instead of paying bills . Apparently I'm being 'selfish' by keeping my own money and putting it towards university. FML

tell me about my wonderful parents, my mother just scolded me as a "white-eyed wolf" because I refused to lend her money to pay her bills (presumably the landlord is working-study), but the problem is that the last time they borrowed money from me, instead of paying the bills, they went to buy a new MacBook and a new car, and I made my own money The money that comes is going to be used for going to college. , am I being too selfish? FML

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