1 At a banquet, Mark Twain sat opposite a woman and, out of courtesy, said: You are so beautiful! The lady didn't appreciate it, and said proudly: "It's a pity that I can't praise you in the same way! Mark Twain said euphemistically and peacefully: That's okay, you can just tell a lie like me. The lady bowed her head in shame.
Inspiration: The stone you throw, the one who stumbles is often yourself.
2 The mouse fell into the half-full rice jar and accidentally made it overjoyed. After confirming that there is no danger, it began to eat, sleep, sleep and eat in the rice vat. Soon, the rice tank will bottom out, but after all, it still can't get rid of the temptation of rice and continues to stay in the tank. In the end, when the rice was finished, it realized that it was just a dream to jump out, and nothing could be done about it...
Inspiration: Our lives seem to be flat, but in fact there are crises everywhere.
3 On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing and found nothing. The next day, it went fishing again, and it was the same. On the third day when it arrived, a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted: If you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will crush you to death!
Comprehension: What you give is what you "want" to give, not what the other party wants. The sacrifice of living in your own world is worthless.
4 A friend is a doctor. After a cancer operation, he found that he couldn't cut it after opening it, so he had to sew it up again. I went to explain the situation to the patient. The patient came from the countryside and could not understand the terminology. He insisted that after the operation, he would be cured. He had to be discharged from the hospital and returned for a visit a year later. It was really good, and the cancer cells disappeared!
Inspiration: An optimistic attitude is the best surgery.
5 That year, when he was sitting in a coffee shop waiting for his friends, a girl came over and asked: Did you get a blind date through the introduction of Aunt Wang? He looked up at her, she was the type he liked, and he thought to himself why he was wrong, so he hurriedly agreed: Yes, please take a seat. On the day of the wedding, he confessed that he was not on a blind date. The wife smiled and said: I didn't go on a blind date, I just found an excuse to chat with you...
Inspiration: When an opportunity comes, seize it without hesitation.
6 The girls openly voted for the class flower, and the plain-looking Xiaomei gave a speech: If I am elected, in a few years, the sisters here can proudly say to their husband that when I went to college, I was more beautiful than the class flower! As a result, she was elected unanimously!
Inspiration: To persuade others to support you, you don't have to prove that you are better than others, but to make others feel that because of you, they have become better and more fulfilled.
7 On a high-speed train, an old man accidentally dropped one of the new shoes he just bought from the window. People around felt pity, but the old man immediately threw the second shoe from the window. The move came as a surprise. The old man explained: No matter how expensive this shoe is, it is useless to me. If anyone can pick up a pair of shoes, maybe he can still wear them!
Comprehension: The pain that is destined to be irreversible, it is better to give up early.
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