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When reading the code written by the great god: what is this... I am X, so awesome.
When reading the code written by a programmer who just arrived: what is this... I X, so stupid X.
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When reading the code written by God
When reading code written by other programmers
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When someone else writes a bug, let yourself find it:
I fuck this big sabi for writing such bad code
Fortunately, there is such a god-like existence as brother to find out
Brother is the savior
Without my brother, this company will go bankrupt in minutes.
When the bug I wrote is discovered by myself:
Holy crap, it's hidden deep!
Brother is sharp, develop and test by yourself,
Looking at the test gang, they can't do anything, and such obvious bugs can't be detected.
What a bunch of trash!
Fortunately, it was not discovered by the leaders.
When a bug written by yourself is discovered by others:
Holy crap, will this thing work?
Is there really a bug? Could it be this idiot who made a mistake?
Can it be reproduced?
What? can be reproduced? . . .
This program has just been launched and is still in the debugging stage. It is normal to have bugs.
Whose program has no bugs, even the operating system has bugs. . .
It doesn't matter, it's not a big problem, or the user would have complained earlier.
Look at that idiot's panicked look, like he's blown up.
Fortunately, brother Dan is fixed, and he is not chaotic in the face of danger. He is really an old driver.
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When programmers are working hard:
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When you need to change other people's code, if it is written by God:
Wocao
Nice write up here
I can't understand it at all
I must be not strong enough!
If it wasn't written by the Great God:
Wocao
what did this TM write
IM not understand
No, it will be refactored.
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When changing the code:
After changing one line of code:
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After half an hour, I finally changed it:
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When the new programmer girl next door encounters a problem:
When you run into problems:
