"Do not cut too much, a little repair look like!"
"Mmm, yeah. Sure!"
"Click!"
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Tony teacher in a burst of operating fierce as a tiger, we gain the desired effect and a very different hairstyle stream of consciousness. Then when programmers encounter Tony teacher, rustled down the hair, how experienced programmers in the brain storm and eventually realize what the truth of it?
Even if the "996" busy as a dog, Benji or after Sunday lie-awake tirelessly went to a friend of a barber shop for a haircut, why does not he based on "the principle of proximity" easily find accommodation near the barber shop? Because he was not satisfied with the chant! Whether Tony teacher in the small salon downstairs, well-known chain stores in the street or director, they give Benji's hair is always cut out and he wanted very different.
Shi Lei riding a bicycle through the sharing nearly half of cities, and finally found the home barber shop in residential and commercial buildings in one. It is a barber shop.
The only barber warmly greeted Benji: "handsome guy, how you want to cut?"
"Handsome or not, all depends on you the hands of that pair of scissors." Lei heart softly muttered.
"The two sides turned down, on top of a little repair it." Benji in the past I do not know how many hairdressers with over repeated this simple request, but few seem to be able to meet his barber, he can look forward to the immediate previous those differ.
"Go ahead!" Sweeney to Shi Lei finished first, then covered with cloth around, would pick up the fader up on the side of a side head movement Shi Lei, a handful of thin burst out in a pinch of ground white Wai cloth, black and white.
Benji looked busy barber in his head, and constantly falling hair can not help but lost in thought.
To say that this barber and his career how similar ah! Benji is a senior programmer, although his title from "director" of a much more far away than the barber.
Product manager mentioned demand, programmers write code according to the needs of development; while also moving barber scissors in accordance with the requirements raised by the customer to come to the barber. Computer programmers rely on to survive, depends on a variety of different sizes of barber scissors eat their customer's head "pounding Code", scissors and fader is their "keyboard", comb their "mouse" the mirror is their "display." When programmers knock Code "Pa Pa Pa", when the barber haircut "click, click." Qiaowan a programmer module, it will have to be a unit test function; barber hair cut certain parts will have to look in the mirror and looked at the results. Programmers change bug, speaking in a small barber scissors to trim twelve handful of Qi did not cut hair.
Some programmers diligently, work together to change the pounding, after how many sleepless night, just finishing a set of procedures; barber alone, with knives, scissors and, after numerous knife, a new hairstyle baked!
"Guy, a good cut, you look to your satisfaction?" Sweeney for Benji unlock Wai cloth, sponge cloth for him to take the final wipe the neck ray burst. Benji This rude awakening, he looked at himself in the mirror, into a new round of thinking.
Mode always so similar. Whenever the time test results, as programmers work late at night to write out the program can not always make the same satisfaction, product manager, hospitality busy for a long time barber cut hair out so that customers always disappointed, whether it is a program, or hair in the mirror, not what they want.
Benji looked at his new hairstyle frowned, his eyes apparently not satisfied with the barber craft, Shi Lei want to barber said: "Let me give you a cut of the first type I want to have it so difficult ?? do I want you to realize the function of 'my clothes automatically change hair' of yet, "Shi Lei can not help but think that in the agricultural sector code widely circulated story - according to product manager requires the programmer to implement phone shell color the theme features automatic conversion.
"Can you give me repair it?" Benji the blame incorporated into the bottom of my heart, try to warm gentle voice said to the barber.
Programmers in the product manager's urging, can only bite the bullet and continue to change the code optimization; barber in customer complain, please pick up the scissors like further pruning.
Benji changing the code, is some reluctance, because that means he wants to achieve a product manager canceled many mouth "useless function" of the code, but that he was working overtime to write out the results of ah! Fruits of your labor without being seriously, is how sad ah!
Doing similar work in the barber how it feels it? He also as sad as Benji it? Benji looked around to see the spinning barber, did not see the slightest sign of sadness on his face. How they can annoy you? Tony professionalism requires that each teacher is absolutely not able to show the slightest displeasure in front of the guests.
Barber knife left and right knife, after more than a dozen knives, Benji was just molded hair and changed the look, the barber asked his opinion again. Benji watching the hair is confused beyond recognition of their own, and my heart really desperate ah! He then finally realize the distinct and programmers at the barber.
Whatever code, programmers modified over and over again, always with the product manager of the will gradually close, will eventually reach his willingness to meet the requirements of Party A, Party happily paid for.
But the bad cut hair barber could be his last pair of scissors and to make the results of the customer want? The answer is obvious, you can not! Once you head to the barber move the knife, and all have been doomed, there is no possibility to restore the good barber does not need pruning shears late repair to restore the situation, no matter how poor barber trim can not restore the situation . Find a barber fly much more difficult to fly than to hire a programmer!
Only to be cut bad head type, not knock the bad code. Occasionally individual do not fly programmers write bad code that can at least find a powerful back him clean up the mess. But when they can not understand barber customer needs, cut out the wishes of the customer and diametrically opposite to the first type, even then find a director to no avail ah!
Benji There are times in a month after a hot finish to hair a barber shop haircut, he clearly told the barber said, "as long as you can repair it," he wants to retain traces of hair permed. As he may lose control of the barber scissors on a Benji's head, like a Mustang off the reins, and finally he just will mark Benji perm cut too vanished. To such moments, but also how to remedy it? Delete the code can be reduced, lost hair can be returned to the head of it? It was like as deleted data can not be restored, be shaved bald like the elimination of the database, the programmer can not do anything.
Dan Leijiang cover inner anger, displeasure, facing barber fed to the two-dimensional code payment, smiling barber dedicated to Lei said: "! Take a good guy, always welcome."
"I never come up!" Benji step onto a bicycle, and went straight left the barber shop.