Similarities between bugs and mosquitoes:
1. Don't know where to hide.
2. I don't know how many.
3. Always appear when you are about to sleep and rest.
2
A: I've been watching "One Punch Man" recently, and I think we programmers are a bit like Saitama-sensei!
B: Where is it like?
A: The more bald the stronger!
B：……
3
Before the National Day, a very lovely female colleague suddenly asked me, "Are you free today?"
At that time, I was stunned for a moment, thinking that finally there is a girl who has discernment, so I replied with a smile, "Yes!"
And then... I switched shifts with her...
4
PM and PM2.5 will harm the health of programmers.
Only one is inside the company and one is outside the company.
5
A programmer went for an interview, and the interviewer asked: "You have only graduated for two years, how did you get your three years of work experience?!" The programmer replied: "Work overtime."
6
Must-read books for programmers
The first stage:
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"C Language Programming and Design"
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"C++ Advanced Collection"
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"Introduction and Practice with Swift"
second stage:
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"Teach you how not to be angry"
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"Lao Tzu"
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"Silent Rage"
The third phase:
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"Guidelines for Rehabilitation of Cervical Spondylosis"
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"Daily care of lumbar disc herniation"
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"Self-Recovery of Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder"
Fourth stage:
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"Alive"
7
Several programmers went to eat, and someone ordered a dish, spicy bullfrog. Then one of them said that he did not eat bullfrogs, so the person in charge of ordering directly drew two slashes in front of the spicy bullfrog, like this:
// Spicy Bullfrog
No one at the scene felt that something was wrong.
8
When I was young, I thought that going to bed early, getting up early, and being healthy was nothing more than a slogan.
But when I became a programmer with honor, I realized that these are three unfulfilled wishes at all!
9
Boss: Xiao Cheng, the new version must be online before get off work!
Xiao Cheng: OK.
The next day, the boss went to work and asked Xiao Cheng: Why hasn't the new version been launched yet?
Xiao Cheng: I haven't gotten off work yet.
10
Two programmers, one with superb skills, rigorous thinking, serious and responsible, with very few bugs, so far single; one with average skills, sloppy, with a lot of bugs, often called by the test MM to her side to accept criticism; later became her boyfriend ...
// <summary>
/// Send voice data to the server.
/// </summary>
/// <param name="www.boshenyl.cn wavFileName">wav format file name. </param>
private void SendAudioHelper(string wavFileName)
{
using (FileStream www.thylgw.cn/ fileStream = new FileStream(wavFileName, FileMode.Open, FileAccess.Read))
{
// Note for www.hjha178.com/ wave files, we can just send data from the file right to the server.
// In the case you are not an audio file in wave format, and instead you have just
// raw data (for example audio coming over bluetooth),www.wanmeiyuele.cn then before sending up any
// audio data, you must www.taohuayuan178.com first send up an SpeechAudioFormat descriptor to describe
// the www.thd178.com layout and format of your raw audio data via DataRecognitionClient's sendAudioFormat() method.
int bytesRead = 0;
// Create a buffer of size 1024.
byte[] buffer = new byte[1024];
try
{
do
{
// Read file data into buffer.
bytesRead = fileStream.Read(buffer, 0, buffer.Length);
// Send voice data to the server through an instance of the DataRecognitionClient type.
this.dataClient.SendAudio(buffer, bytesRead);
}
while (bytesRead > 0);
}
finally
{
// Tell the server that the voice data has been sent.
this.dataClient.EndAudio();
}
11
A programmer friend of mine said that he once bought a bag for 4,000 euros for a girl who had only been on a date for a week and then broke up. I asked why why! He said that because girls set a logic - if you don't buy me a bag, you don't love me. He thought this logic was fu*king ridiculous but hard to break. So in order to defeat the girl logically, he bought a bag and then dumped her, proving that I can not love you even if I gave the bag.
12
In the evening, my classmates went to sing KTV on their birthday. A beautiful engineer from his company insisted on drinking with me. She said that if she lost, she could promise me one thing, and I had to promise her one thing when I lost.
It turned out that I won without any accident, so I couldn't wait to take her home...hehehe...
When I got home, I looked at her big watery eyes and said very affectionately, "Please help me with coding, and help me fix the bug by the way."
Afterwards, I hid in bed by myself and complimented myself on how witty I was!
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