What is the process of programmers from naive to mature? Very true answer!

1. New features are here

When I was naive: Okay, just start doing it right away, and you can get it done before get off work!

When mature: Huh? Let me see, um, your needs, here, here, and here are not clear? ...Before the weekend, let's see if we can make it, it's a bit overwhelming...

2. Online test

Naive: 2 days of development, 10 days of bug fix

When mature: 10 days for development, 2 days for bug fix

3. Delayed delivery of the project

When I was naive: So sad! it's all my fault……

When mature: so normal. Ready to shake the pot...

4. New technology is coming

When I was naive: Wow, so awesome, let me see...

When mature: Hmm, I see, after a while/when you have time/when you use it...Let's see it again! It is best to never go to see it.

5. Go to the toilet during working hours

Infancy: There are so few pits in the company’s toilets, and many people line up. I go to the toilets in the lobby downstairs every day without waiting. These people are really stupid.

Maturity: Hmm, it's the daily paid shit session again.

6. The historical code is like a mountain

When I was naive: Which fool wrote it?

When mature: Haha, written by a stupid like me.

Think in the opposite direction: You write the code like a flower without any mistakes. What do latecomers eat? To leave a pile of shit hills, the company has to hire another person to maintain it for a year and a half. Such reciprocation can feed several maintenance personnel, which is of immense merit. Give others a way to survive and give yourself a way out. It saves costs for the enterprise, and it won't divide you a few dollars.

7. Dozing off at work

When I was naive: I can no longer play games tonight...

When mature: Tonight the child will cry again, I will kill him, kill him!

8. Ready to change jobs

When I was naive: You can finally transfer to XX! Can the salary be double this time? Is it time to upgrade a title? Moreover, it must not be such a stupid company anymore!

When mature: what? Job hopping, am I crazy? ! Is it about layoffs? I'm only 34...

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