The world's strongest Chinese English

Original link: http://www.cnblogs.com/boriscao/archive/2005/08/17/217063.html

 

1. we two who and who?
  We two who and who

2. how are you? how old are you ?
  how are you, how old are you?

3. you don`t bird me, I don`t bird you
  do not bird me, I do not bird you

4. you have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers!
together up!
  You kind of, I will give you some color to see see, brothers! Together!

5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go  home!!
  有事起奏,无事退朝

6. you me you me
  from each other

7. You Give Me Stop !!
  You have nothing to say!

8. know is know noknow is noknow
  know as know, I do not know as I do not know ...

9. WATCH SISTER
  cousin

10. dragon born dragon, chicken born chicken, mouse'son can make hole !!
  born dragon, phoenix raw chicken, mouse's son can make hole!

11. American Chinese not enough
  fly in the ointment

12. one car come one car go, two car pengpeng, people die
  on the scene described

13. heart flower angry open
  elated

14. go past no mistake past
   passing through, do not miss

15. Xiao Ming: I am sorry!
  Foreigner: I am sorry too!
  Xiao Ming: I am sorry three!
  Foreigners: What are you sorry for?
  Xiao Ming: I am sorry five!

16.If you want money,I have no;
  if you want life,I have one!
   要钱没有,要命一条

17. I call Li old big. Toyear 25.
  My name is Boss, this year 25.

18. you have two down son.
  As you go.

19. as far as you go to die
  how far, how far to die! ! ! !

20. I give you face you don``t wanna face , you lose you face, I turn my face
  to you you do not wanna face, you lose you face, I turn my face


21. no three no four
    dubious


22. seven up eight down
    at sixes and sevens

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