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Original 2018-02-15 stream tert JavaScript Zen      

Hello, the next " right to wear intestinal "


Xiao Bian little gift for you, put some programmers to create a community of people who are absolute centuries to share to you


I wish you all Year of the Dog it down



The Union: a computer project two lunch meals made only four thousand five internal organs or declining wages went to pieces still get up at seven eight nine meetings deal with vulnerabilities very hard

Second line: eight years of coding nine overtime matt busy Qiqiaoshengyan head disowned fours still rigor three-shift work overtime only for the lonely life of two Xiuqian


Streamer: hard to force the programmer ▽





The Union: The demand is very simple
Second line: how to realize I do not care


Streamer: Li line immediately 


The Union: Code knock one night, two or three lines of tears shed, emptied five body limbs, six cups of coffee seven barrels of instant noodles, as well as eight nine-approval testing, it can be described as very difficult

Second line: after years of studying, face too ninety-eight company, gradually forget the emotions, four objects dating for five years, I realized that San Francisco dating overtime twice, New Year blockbuster


Streamer: Who can understand me 


The Union: to go to his uncle ten demands, the 900 modified nonsense eight, seven six Fan hurried on line

Second line: change your mother forced, five in the morning, four in overtime, in three lights, two rows of a table cataplexy


Streamer: You line your upper 


The Union: Documentation Comments readily available

Second line: lumbar spine speedy recovery


Streamer: spared no efforts 



The Union: the Turing worship service is available only woo

Second line: Guan Gong but to kneel down and never


Streamer: cis code modulation wind 


The Union: I am here not doing its own just fine. This network is unknown what it felt Li

Second line: You will not do it where I normally run it! Demand want to change it then refused to move ten


Streamer: fear extremely thin Si 


The Union: facing south to meet the needs of a thing

Second line: after thinking a few lines of code to appease center


Streamer: key generation passenger 



The Union: a million lines of code reading

Second line: If God down key


横批:运鼠帷幄 



上联:格子衣,牛仔裤,眼戴八百度

下联:文化衫,运动鞋,背跨双肩包


横批:员媛猿 


上联:一年三百六十五天天天打代码

下联:十兆九千八百七行行行见bug


横批:生不如死 


上联:抬头不见八阿哥

下联:低头迎娶白富美


横批:人生巅峰 


上联:存数据订接口如探囊取物

下联:锁异步释内存似手到擒来


横批:后方安定 



上联:百个功能愿你一气呵成

下联:明年年终奖你十月工资


横批:画饼充饥 


上联:一片痴心二不拉几撸三行四段代码出五处警告六处错误心里七上八下虽九死不得安生十分蛋疼
下联:十载青春九岁苦读学八门七类语言跪六方大神五方极客每日四时三更纵二命难以长寿一朝归西


横批:你全家都搞IT的 


上联:七十二变力争技术转化再创辉煌

下联:火眼金睛笑对千军万码勇探蓝海


横批:程序猿年 


上联:编程序捉鸡智商

下联:搞运维细思恐极


横批:累觉不爱 


上联:敲二十年代码

下联:守半辈子光棍


横批:我要娶妻 


▽ 好像是发情了^.^




在此祝大家:



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