Read the masters - Jia Ping - wa 'speech feast book "
Brother:
Cantonese restaurant dinner tonight I will not go. Here there are so many leaders and wealthy, although I also bureau level, but Man United chairman is poor officer, leisure officer, in the eyes of others is not installed, I do not put me on Qiaode, where am called a colleague? They know me and I have not seen, I have not seen other people do not know the people specific duties. If I go, they suit me a casual, they go by car I ride a bike, they put me back a bag phone, I think in shabby, to people they think I'm a loner, this meal to eat uncomfortable.
To eat and acquaintances eat incense, favorite eat, do not eat eat, children can burp, fart can be said Quhua BS-ing, and strangers can that right? Energy and leadership that right? Forgive me know used to be lazy, do not know yet that I disrespect for others, is a meal to stir up a lot of things, which is a worthwhile.
Who is the seat of honor on the banquet, who was once the seat, it is not to collect the order, and often to get the latest attendance leadership, food was served his arrival can only open seats, I was six months without eating seafood and the like, see it lobster crab on the eager, if not consciously chopsticks to stretch what to do in the past? Even open seats, you know I always eat fast, eat with ugly, simply focusing instead eat, if along my liking, so sold-out embarrassed, lost his gentle scholar, if forced himself to eat a meal force yourself, this is Why was it?
During the meeting, toast, the first King who, the order can not be chaotic, and who shall not leak, how can I remember? And have to say a toast, I was born mouth Ne, I would not say decent, to put down a tactless and arrogant. Dear leaders should stand up, stand up one full meal is served King, my leg was sick, dozens of them sit down and I can not support them.
I bad to laugh, you know, photography is not never laugh, to laugh in the gallery, of course, that it is easy to laugh tightlipped, will snub gallery atmosphere. More difficult is that I have been sick since quit drinking, if leaders let me drink, I do not drink whisk his fun, drink and have hurt my body, even if you advance in my cup filled Whitewater, once found, it was no more meaning.
Official thing I do not understand, write articles and often provoke discontent leadership, during which guidance from others if things literary, I should dig a pen to record? This should not argue with him? Say is not, nor is not to say, my age, and out casually used to, accustomed to big charge at home, let me stray a slave flatter, do all sorts of hospitality obsequiousness, short-lived fad is difficult to learn.
And you set up a bureau meal, spending thousands, a few busy days, the figure is happy, if I went to embarrassing people, this dinner set up on the white, how doing a disservice to my friend? And embarrass me, that you too harsh, so, or put me in the past, to avoid the bar. When I do the East, return your mind, we take a small restaurant, a jug of wine, two people, three bowls of rice, vegetables four or five sixty minutes to eat a meal! If the leader knows to ask me and I did not go, you say I suddenly ill, very ill, although this unlucky for me, but I'd rather seriously ill, and so I will go bad your dinner and let my long the hearts of guilt ah.
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