Hello everyone, I am May.
Preface
Programmers are probably the most self-deprecating profession.
Because the threshold for hacking programmers is a bit high, and outsiders can’t get the idea, the programmers can’t stand it anymore, so they have to pick up their pants and do it themselves.
Moreover, most of the jokes written by programmers are quite hard-core, and it may be a little difficult for ordinary people to understand their humor.
Here are some jokes exclusive to programmers.
Joker 1
Several programmers went to dinner together and ordered spicy chicken. Later, someone suggested not to eat chicken, so the person in charge of ordering added two slashes in front of the spicy chicken.
// Spicy Chicken
In mainstream programming languages, "//" means comment. The commented statement does not participate in the running of the program and can be understood as being deleted.
So no one thinks there is anything wrong with adding "//" in front of spicy chicken.
Until the waiter served 11 portions of spicy chicken.
Joker 2
Programmers are good men
This short sentence will make all programmers who see it smile.
Every programmer firmly believes that there is no weird thing in the computer world, because the computer will faithfully execute every instruction of the programmer.
Once an operation error occurs, between the computer and the programmer himself, the one who makes the error must be the programmer himself.
So whenever an error occurs, programmers often reflect on themselves and repeat the three-step rule of admitting mistakes:
- I must be wrong
- Tell me where I am wrong
- I will change it right away
Joker 3
A programmer encountered a problem and decided to use multi-threading to solve it.
Now, he had two questions.
Multi-threading is a very useful technical solution. When faced with a task, you dislike that it executes too slowly, so you open an extra thread to do it together.
For example, when faced with 11 plates of spicy chicken, it was too slow to hold the chopsticks with one hand, and the other hand also picked up the chopsticks to eat together. Here, the other hand opened an extra thread, and the two hands took turns to bring it to the mouth. , I will definitely eat quickly.
Obviously, multi-threading is more efficient and has better results.
But once the two hands are not coordinated well and crazily stuff it into your mouth, you will probably squirt soon.
Therefore, once multi-threading technology is used improperly, the problems caused will become more hidden and difficult to solve. Often the original problem is not solved, but an additional problem is created.
Joker 4
A programmer planned to go to the 10th floor, so he pressed 9 on the elevator.
Counting in daily life starts from 1, but counting in the programming field starts from 0.
Dozens of numbers starting from 0 are 9, so when a programmer thinks of 10, 9 will appear subconsciously.
Joker 5
A programmer wanted to write calligraphy on a whim. After preparing pen, ink, paper and inkstone, he wrote a sentence:
Hello World
It's a time-honored tradition among programmers to print "Hello World" to the screen when learning a new language.
It is said that the first programmer in prehistoric times carved Hello World on the wall of a cave. Since then, this tradition has been passed down.
So much so that when learning new things, programmers will subconsciously tend to follow this tradition.
Joker 6
In some programming languages, ++ is a symbol that represents the operator for addition and subtraction procedures.
For example, there is a part... Oh no, there is a variable, it is C in hexadecimal, ++ represents +1, C++ is C+1, which is D.
D Yeah, wow.
last of the last
One final tip:
Why do most programmers like to wear plaid shirts?
Clothes like plaid shirts, when worn by programmers, will activate a hidden attribute - reducing the chance of program errors by 10%.
Wearing a plaid shirt with jeans reduces the chance of program errors by 15%.
Wearing a plaid shirt with jeans, and then equipped with high-frame glasses and a computer backpack will directly reduce the chance of program errors by 50%.
write at the end
I remember someone once said that the difference between thoughts and actions is:
They want to fall in love but shout that freedom is precious, they want to join a big factory but don’t want to work, they want to be a great person but don’t want to study. Everyone knows that they must survive through all the obstacles tomorrow, but they still spend today in confusion.
There is no need to doubt your ability. All you need is a reliable study material, a study deadline, and someone who will blow your head off before you finish studying. Soon you will be amazed by your own talent and ability.
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