Today I don't talk about "pots" or knowledge, just talk about the sad stories we had in the test. In view of the fact that it is too real, newcomers please watch carefully.
- 1 -
The test in the laboratory environment went smoothly,
and when it came time to release,
oh well, a shocking bug appeared!
walk all night~
- 2 -
After a lot of hard work, I finally finished testing after working overtime
. It’s time for the release of the software, and I
’ve already planned for tomorrow’s day off.
However, the boss came and said,
“Cancel the release, and choose another time.”
My heart is very confused. . .
- 3 -
Users are waiting for this function.
For the sake of the company, the team and the mission,
young people, roll up your sleeves and work hard!
(Everything is ready, waiting for the release instructions)
However, the project manager sent bad news,
"Since the event plan has not received final approval from the high-level, it will be cut off directly!"
It is not the function that is cut off,
but our youth that is cut off. . .
- 4 -
Well, this is a simple version,
so easy to test! There is also plenty of time.
However, it seems that the user said that something should be added.
The test is okay, and the time is tight.
However, it seems that the user said that there is still a lack of "something".
Can the test be done? Everyone worked overtime and stayed up late.
However, the user felt that it would be perfect to change something a little bit, and
the test was tearful, and we have to go home~
- 5 -
Time is tight, it’s okay, the boss said to keep the main functions,
test, test continuously, test desperately... (How many words are appropriate to omit?)
Ding Ding Ding, the sprint mobilization meeting is about to start. 'God' is satisfied, please carefully cover all the functions." The testers were dumbfounded in private, who should they listen to? The test boss finally expressed his opinion, listening to the big brother is right, everyone Ao Gantest. . .
- 6 -
Today, I'm in a good mood, and
I'm about to leave work soon,
but,
"Test brother, there's an urgent function here that needs to be tested"
When will it be completed?
"today"
. . . Oh, today
- 7 -
"In view of the company's poor efficiency recently, we decided to improve efficiency and save costs."
The testers firmly said, good!
"So, we want"
the testers anxiously confessed: more overtime, less fish
"(Continued) We need to save costs first, so - start with reducing staff!"
The testers felt cool~cool~cool~
- 8 -
I want to be a test engineer,
I want to be a senior test engineer,
I want to do a good job in test management, and
I am now farming in the countryside. . .
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