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At the 30-year class party, Mr. Yang found out that the goddess he had had a crush on for many years actually had a crush on him for many years. He couldn't help feeling overwhelmed. The meeting was very pleasant, and he sent a WeChat message to the goddess on impulse: Get out of bed? The goddess replied: Go!. The professor was puzzled and stayed up all night. The next day, the professor was unwilling, and summoned the courage to WeChat: go to my home or to your home? The goddess replied: Fuck you! The professor was stunned again, and the three-character mystery remained unbroken overnight. WeChat: Come to my house then! The goddess replied: I'm going! With just these two words, the professor still doesn't break WeChat: Then I'll be waiting for you at home? The goddess replied: You wait! The professor is about to collapse. On the fourth day, the goddess will come to the future. The professor has three nights of insomnia and is in a state of anxiety. WeChat: Shall I try it at your house? Goddess: Come and try! The professor is anxious. On the fifth day, the desperate professor gritted his teeth on WeChat: Do you think I would dare to try it at your house? Goddess: You dare! Day 6: Professor, pawn. Cause of death unknown!

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