The embarrassing thing about killing people without paying for their lives

Today, I was working at the pharmacy and had a older man come in. He was buying Viagra and, by law, we are required to ask if the patient had any questions. His lovely response was, "When you coming over so I can test this stuff out?" His wife and daughter thought it was hilarious. I could've died. The owner of FML

worked in a pharmacy and often encountered all kinds of strange flowers. Today, an old man opened his mouth to buy Wei Ge. According to the legal process, he bought this stuff We had to ask the other person if there was anything inconvenient to take, but the old man said, "I just passed by here and bought some spares." The problem is that when the old man bought the medicine, his wife and daughter were by his side. I must be thinking wrong. . FML



Today, I got break-up text. She called me a poor, broke, little dick, sorry excuse for a man and said that my mom should have swallowed me "as an egg". She also said that no one could ever want me. Thing is, I haven't had a girlfriend in 2 years. FML

I received a breakup text today, in which she said that I am a poor, penniless rubbish, not worthy of being a man, why didn't my mother eat me as an egg back then (I don't understand what it is) . And then said that no one would ever like me. I was shocked at the time, not because the letter was so heartless, but because I hadn't touched a girl's little hand for more than two years. FML



Today, my live-in landlady told me she's thinking of selling, but she hasn't made up her mind yet. Guess that's why the estate agents have arranged a house viewing tomorrow. You know, because she's "still not sure". Maybe FML

will be sleeping on the street tomorrow. My landlord told me that tomorrow there will be a real estate agent who will bring people to see the house. I asked her if she wanted to sell it? In the end, you told me that it wasn't settled yet - I'd be stupid when you settled down. FML





Today, my toddler realised that my pregnancy means I can't move easily anymore. He celebrated his freedom by doing everything he's not allowed to, and staying just outside my reach at all times. He loves his new game, and it looks like he's not going to stop anytime soon. FML

Rebellious child--Generally, children like to run around and rummage around. Adults are generally more strict for safety and cleanliness. This is the premise. I have been pregnant for several months. Today, my son suddenly realized that I can't do it now. He walked around quickly, and then the bear boy was rummaging around the house, doing all the things he was not allowed to do before, and then standing proudly where I couldn't reach. FML



Today, it was my first time opening the store alone. My alarm didn't go off and my phone died during the night. I was an hour late and people were waiting outside. My store happens to also be the only pharmacy in town . FML



If there is only one pharmacy within ten miles of where you live, and this pharmacy happens to be closed, you can imagine how anxious and angry people who are sick and need to get medicine will be. This happened to me today, the problem is, I'm the guy who runs the only pharmacy around ten miles, so when my alarm goes off and my phone freezes in the middle of the night, I don't think it's safe for me to queue up The people in such a long line explained what was going on. FML



Today, I was giving my one-year-old a bath. I'd finished washing her, so she started to play and splash. When I went to lift her out of the tub, I slipped and busted my kneecaps on the side . Guess who sat there and laughed hysterically as I cried out in agony. FML

We all know that children especially like to splash and play in the bath, and the bath is often wet and slippery. This is the premise. Today, when I was taking my one-year-old child out of the bathtub after taking a bath, I fell to the ground and broke my entire knee. I cried in pain, but the bear child was laughing out there. . FML

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