Turn around and miss a dozen good girls

Today, I saw a beautiful girl on the bus. Struck up a good conversation, walked with her all the way to my office. Forgot to ask her name and number. This is the second time I've done this. FML

accidentally Will miss a dozen girls, . I met a girl on the bus today, and I fell in love with her, so I approached, and the girl also had a good impression of me. The two chatted from the bus stop to our office building. As soon as I got in the elevator, I responded, and I didn’t want a phone number. , deserves a single dog. FML



Today, I went shopping for an important job interview. I went to several stores, but only managed to find slacks that are a size too big, a blazer that's a size too small, and a shirt that adds nothing but blandness to the ensemble FML

has never been in the habit of wearing a suit. I have an interview today and I need to wear a formal suit, so I bought a suit on the side of the road in a hurry and put it on. Well, the effect is very good. On the body, the top is a little too small, and the buttons can't be buttoned. The most classic is the shirt inside. Well, it's a casual British-style shirt (for vacation), and now I want to die. FML



Today, I had to take out the grease traps from our fryers. A very rude co-worker cut me off, so I had to abruptly stop and try to prevent as much spilling as possible. Luckily, it only spilled on me. I' m here for six more hours with burned, smelly, greasy spots all over my skin and clothes.

The owner of FML works in a restaurant, and many times he has to recycle things after frying. Today, I put a pot of hot oil into the oil pool. When I was falling down, a pen next to me suddenly hit me. In order to prevent the oil from pouring out, the landlord quickly wrapped the oil pan. The good news is that the oil was not scattered all over the floor, but the old man is now covered with slack. There's nothing else left in the oil, and it's so hot when you fight back. FML



Today, a customer left their shopping cart behind their car and backed into it. She then came inside and threatened to sue me personally for not sending someone to collect it from where she left it. After 5 minutes of her yelling, I finally got a word in edgeways: I don't work there. FML

I'm so happy, I'm wearing a suit today (many store managers wear suits), this is the premise, after someone buys something, they put the shopping cart behind their buttocks, and then when they drive Duang ran into it, and then the sisters saw us and came over excitedly. "I don't have eyes, I don't know how to put the trolley away, my mother wants to complain about you." . . After a long time, I finally had time to say, "I'm sorry, I work in the mall across the road." FML



Today, my now-ex dumped me at a house party, which I then couldn't leave, as all my things were at his house, where I was meant to be staying. FML

excitedly went to my boyfriend's family At the party, he announced in public that he was going to break up with me, and I couldn't just walk away, because all my belongings, clothes, and shoes were still in his house. FML



Today, I was told by my boss that I can't telecommute because I needed to, "maintain my presence for my team." I'm in the office, but my team is all offline. FML

the entire company is now remote In the office, except for me, our boss informed us that we were having a meeting today, and our team had to have someone in the conference room, but none of them came, and I was in the conference room to support the scene. FML



Today, I found out from a co worker that my fiance's grandparents hope we don't get married. We announced our engagement 3 months ago. Now, none of his family wants to be there. FML

who can embarrass me, three months My boyfriend and I announced our engagement before, but I haven't heard from my boyfriend's family until now. I thought it was nothing, but today I told me at the same time that my boyfriend's grandparents don't want me to be with him. I was married, so even his parents never welcomed me. FML

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