God, please save me_Part 2

Summary: Only the Lord of God can save Nai's life
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML

's invincible brain-dead dad -- took my boyfriend home and chatted about my boyfriend's mom, my dad suddenly slapped his forehead, " Oh, that's your mom, it was my girlfriend in high school, if it wasn't... I'd be your dad", FML



Today, I found out my request to have off on Thanksgiving for the first time in 6 years was denied, because I work the evening shift every year on Thanksgiving and that's convenient for everyone else. FML

over the years, I have chosen to work overtime on Thanksgiving day. This is the premise. This year, I wanted to have a Thanksgiving on a whim, but was rejected by the leader. Now, the reason for refusal is that if I ask for leave on Thanksgiving, then others will not be able to celebrate the holiday, rub, I owe them. FML



Today, while I was waiting at a red light, another car slammed into me. By the time I got out to assess the damage, the other car was empty and there was nobody in sight. Either Moby Dickwad was abducted by aliens mid-crash , or he was behind on his insurance payments. FML was

waiting at the red light, Duang, he was rear-ended, got out of the car and saw that there was no one in the car behind, mother, was it kidnapped by aliens? . FML



Today, I reached into my fridge to grab a strawberry soda. I noticed the can had started to leak from the top so I slurped up the spilt red liquid on the top of the can. I realized it wasn't soda, but blood from a defrosting steak on the shelf above it. FML

personally likes to drink cold strawberry soda, it looks the same color as blood, and then it is very refreshing. The second is the premise. Today, I will go to the refrigerator and take out a can. Slot, what the hell did you get a jar of blood!" Well, the raw steak I bought the day before yesterday ended up saving some blood for me to drip into soda water. FML



Today, my heating broke. It's 22 degrees outside, and my father won't let us call someone to fix it because apparently the cold helps the soul grow. FML's

heating is out of the house, but my dad thinks freezing helps health, So I don't plan to repair it. Our side is now 22 degrees Fahrenheit (minus five degrees). What a FML



Today, I was driving home with my dad after buying a new truck. We were on the freeway and the engine wasn't revving up very much. My dad thought that something was wrong with my transmission, so he reached over to change gears. Most cars won't go into reverse at high speeds. Mine does. FML

experienced a life and death moment at high speeds today, a new truck, running at high speeds, suddenly stepped on the accelerator and no response, my dad I thought there was a problem with the transmission, and then I went to pull the gear. I didn't see it for a while. I stepped on the accelerator and the car went straight out at high speed. FML



Today, I woke up with a pounding headache. My wife tells me that last night I woke up from a nightmare, screaming, tried to run away and knocked myself out running headfirst into the bedroom wall. So she put me back to bed and went back to sleep. When FML

woke up in the morning, he found a bag on his head. After that, my wife told me that I didn’t know what was going on last night. It was probably a nightmare. Hit the wall. FML

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