In a world ruled by dogs

Summary: Well, if you have a grudge against a person, send him a husky
. Today, while at work for a dog groomer, I picked up a new puppy that came in for a groom. I held it up at face level with me, baby talking it, when it promptly began peeing. Luckily, it didn't get on my clothes. Unluckily, it got onto my face and into my mouth.

The owner of FML is a dog groomer, and before grooming a dog, he needs to be groomed in advance. I lifted it up and looked at it for targeted makeup, just now I lifted up a cute puppy, "Lovely baby~~" I haven't finished complimenting, she just urinated, the only good thing is that it didn't Pissed on me, all over my face. FML



Today, I was writing a huge paper for a class as our last grade. My dog ​​starts scratching himself. He hit the power button on the computer. Nothing was saved. FML Today, I was writing a huge paper for a class

as My final thesis, just when I was full of accomplishment, my dog ​​hit the power button before I saved it



Today, I had to climb up and sit in a tree for half an hour to avoid being mauled by a huge, insane dog. Its weird-looking owner eventually turned up, sneered at me, and walked off with the visibly smug dog in tow . FML

can evaluate 5 "fucks". Today, I was suddenly chased by a big dog while walking. In the end, I found a tree and climbed up. As a result, the dog squatted under the tree and waited for such a long time. After more than half an hour, the climax came, the owner of the dog came over, looked at me in the tree, and then took the dog away. You said you could just leave? What do you mean when you look at me "Hum~~" twice? . FML



Today, I went out to get some medication and left my dog ​​in the house because it was raining. When I returned, I found the tattered remains of video game cases scattered all over my living room floor. Most of them were limited editions that I'd been borrowing from my brother. FML

don't leave the husky at home by itself, go out to buy medicine when it's a little uncomfortable, didn't bring it (the dog) because it was raining, and as a result. . . When I got home and opened the door, the living room was littered with bitten game discs, limited editions I borrowed from my buddies. FML



Today, while working as a veterinary assistant, an owner stood extremely close to me and kept accidentally petting me instead of her dog. After her dog was examined, she asked me if I'd ever had the chicken pox because she has shingles and it's contagious to those who haven't. I haven't. FML

is embarrassed, encountered a scheming bitch, the landlord is a veterinary assistant, today a sister came to see her dog, and the result was directly attached to me (the landlord helped by the doctor ), and then kept stroking me with his hands. After the results were over, he told me, "Have you ever had chickenpox? I've been suffering from chickenpox in the past two days, and I accidentally bumped into you just now, hoping that I didn't infect you" -- your sister, why are you framing Laozi. FML

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