1. This was normal yesterday. (It has nothing to do with me, someone must have moved my computer)
2. Try Sanlian
Try refreshing.
You try another browser.
Try restarting your computer.
(It's time to change the computer and system, who still uses such old software...)
3. It is obviously ok on my computer, you can clean up the cache.
(There is too much garbage on the computer, how could there be a problem with my program)
4. This can't be achieved
(Too complicated, I don’t want to do it)
5. Notes
No comments are written for any code.
I will complete the function first, and add the comment later.
(My code is easy to understand, it is your problem if you can't understand it; who wrote the code is messy, it's annoying to read)
6. One line of code
I just added a line of code, why can't it run?
I deleted a line of code. Why does it work?
7. When will it be completed
PM: Can it be done today?
Programmer: Almost.
. . . The next day. . .
PM: Are you ready?
Programmer: Almost, there is a small bug I will fix.
. . . The next day. . .
PM: Is it done?
Programmer: Finished, I will adjust the details.
。。。
8. Computer problems
Programmer: Don't worry, it must be fine this time.
Test: I still can't display it here.
Programmer: Is there a problem with your computer?
9. This function is technically impossible to achieve
10. It has been fine before, and there has been no problem.
Voice-over (no, I write the code no problem)
No matter how much the programmer’s catchphrase is, it’s actually no match for the boss/product manager’s catchphrase:
This function is very simple! ! !
He said: Do it first
Actually: I don’t know what I want, but after you make it, I know what I don’t want.
He said: You are a professional, come on
Actually: I don’t understand what you are doing. You can figure it out.
He said: There is a place that needs to be adjusted slightly
Actually: If you need to make a big change, the previous version should be discarded. You can do it again and show it to me.
It says: No user because the operation is not done well / the experience is not good because the technology is difficult to implement / the interface is ugly because the design is not well done
Actually: It’s not my pot anyway
He said: Your suggestion is good, I think so too
Actually: I’m going, it’s too reasonable to say, hurry up to raise the demand
He said: I'm still working overtime, it's hard work
Actually: Are you writing bugs again?
He said: Does this feature take so long?
Actually: Are you technically bad?
He said: This function is very anxious and will be completed next week
Actually: Actually it will be online next month, but I know you will definitely delay
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