Exposure, the programmer’s 10 fish-catching artifacts

Question: Should programmers go fishing at work?
Answer: Serious work means working in exchange for payment, and fishing at work means making money from the boss.

It's cool to fish for a while, and it's always cool to touch

Although it is comfortable to fish, it is not easy to touch 摸鱼一时爽，没有年终奖.

How about advanced fishing?

Option 1: Fish in kind

Go to Taobao to buy a koi pillow, which feels comfortable to the touch and can also take a nap.

If you think that such a big koi takes up the desktop more, you can buy a headgear, and you can fish while writing code and scratching your head.

what? None of these can satisfy your joy of fishing

Don’t worry, there’s more~ how about the fish tank, if the office space is big enough, buy one

The boss knows this. There is water and koi, and the company's wealth is prosperous.

Besides physically fishing, you can also paddle

Option 2: Command line to fight the landlord

what? Option one, can't satisfy your fun of fishing?

Try option two.

Fight the landlord on the command line, open https://gitee.com/ainilili/ratel

Proficiently check the introduction:

Project introduction
This project is a command line landlord game based on Netty. You can play landlord on the command line unscrupulously after work or during work (mang) and leisure (lu)~

The project is still being updated, the last update was 25 days ago.

The developer also prepared a public network server for everyone .

Pour a cup of tea for Auntie. Auntie will pour you a cup of cappuccino.

Option 3: Pretend that the system is upgrading

Is there any way to just go out and fish for half a working day? some.

Open: https://fakeupdate.net/win7/

This page is the system update page. Note that you must press F11 to open the full screen.

Then I cleaned up, stood up, and spit out: Broken Windows, updated again, you can go out in a big way.

The website fakeupdate.net has other effects, and it is quite famous in fishing circle!

Of course, another website, www.geektyper.com , is also mentioned here , which can simulate some fun hacking effects.

The opening speed of the above two websites is uncomfortable and extremely slow.

The source of the following image: http://www.ibloger.net/assets/apps/geekweb/tegnio/

Solution 4: Single-line reader

This scheme is powerful, and for you who love to read novels, it is a magical tool. (There is no intention to promote this software, because there is no money)

Software official website: http://read.home133.com/

After the software is installed and configured, the following effects will appear. Pay attention to the position of the mouse on the screen.

If you think this is not advanced enough, and the compulsion is not enough, you can try the following and read novels on the command line.

https://github.com/ForkFG/TerminalXbqg

If you usually use VSCode a lot, try this plugin.

https://marketplace.visualstudio.com/items?itemName=renkun.reader

Display the novel secretly in the status bar at the bottom of VSCode, even if the boss is standing behind him, he can’t find it~

Option five: leek-fund (leek box)

This plug-in is a magical tool for many friends who love to fish and fish for pei.

https://github.com/LeekHub/leek-fund

did you see? The names are mocking us as leeks.

Option 6: Watch news from the command line

This requires some Python basics. In addition to fishing, you can also learn Python knowledge.

https://github.com/donnemartin/haxor-news

The project is constantly being updated, and the project developed by foreign programmers, I don't know which big boss can localize it.

Last updated 2 months ago.

Option Seven: Pay to make fishing more professional

There are still people who have started a fisherman business

He developed a fish fishing artifact, which is open source, but there is an official website: https://thief.im/ , [Remarks: No advertising fees are given]

Github address: https://github.com/cteamx/Thief

Looking at the introduction of this project, I instantly feel that the few models just now are knockoffs.

Thief is a cross-platform, multi-functional (really innovative) fish fishing software based on Electron. It is a necessary artifact for office workers. Using this software can make going to work feel more relaxed and away from ICU.

Multi-function not only supports novel fishing, but also supports fish fishing modes such as stocks, web pages, videos, live broadcasts, PDFs, etc.
Concealed Each fishing mode provides different fishing skills , which can be used for fish fishing in a very secretive
cross-platform support Win + Mac + Linux, no matter what system you use, Thief will let you fish seamlessly

Nosy there, it evolved into ideathe plug.

https://github.com/yisier/thief-book-idea

Option 8: Fishing for LeetCode

If fishing is just because you don’t have a job, you can use your time to learn.

Install the following plug-ins on VSCode, while fishing and learning, both hands must be grasped and both hands must be hard.

https://github.com/LeetCode-OpenSource/vscode-leetcode

Take a look at the amount of installs.

original

The big guys’ paddling are just brushing questions, and I’m really paddling and fishing

Option 9: Play Snake in the address bar

Unexpectedly, a very high level of fishing, playing snakes in the browser address bar.

Open the project: https://github.com/epidemian/snake

The magical part of this project is left to you to explore.

Open the test URL: https://demian.ferrei.ro/snake

Note that you can click on the left side, and you can play when you see these.

Option Ten: Ultimate Fishing Skill

Pull product managers to discuss needs~, exercise eloquence, and enhance debate ability.

Write it at the back (I have liked 200, I will issue the next issue even if I lose my hair)

With the time of fishing , I came up with a theory of relativity. This man is called Einstein.

In the time of fishing , I wrote a sci-fi masterpiece "Three Body", this person is called Liu Cixin

……

Programmers, you have to fish more to find your future direction

Do you really need Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V every day?

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