How do you live? Spend in programming!
How does the programmer confess? Write code! Every Valentine's Day, programmers are dispatched one after another, and various ingenious confession codes are given away.
I have selected the following dozens of codes among the many codes, each of which is the perfect combination of literary literacy and programming technology, the pinnacle of programmers’ confession, and the stalwart girl who breaks through the sky.
If it's useful to you, please like it~
Article 1: Until I die, I love you more every day
while (life < end) {
love++;
}
第二条：I can not say Hello to the World without u.
#include <stdio.h>
int main() {
printf("Hello World\n");
return 0;
}
// I can not say Hello to the World without u.
Article 3: The mountains have no tombs, the rivers are exhausted, the winter thunder shakes, the summer rains and snow, the heaven and the earth are in harmony, and you dare to be with you!
if(mountain.arris==None):
if(river.water==None):
if(winter.thunder==True):
if(summer.snow==True):
if(sky.height==ground.height):
i.withyou=False
else:
i.withyou=True
Article 4: Meeting in Shenzhen will last until death
module(you_and_me).
-export([start/1]).
-record(person,{
name,address,status}).
start(Name) ->
one_world(Name).
one_world(Name) ->
Me=#person{name=Name, address=sz, status=alive},
when_meet_you(Me).
when_meet_you(Person = #person{name=me}) ->
start_to_love_you(Person);
when_meet_you(_) ->
ignore.
start_to_love_you(Person) ->
io:format("~p: I Love You!~n", [Person#person.name]),
keep_to_love_you(Person).
keep_to_love_you(Person=#person{name=me, status=die}) ->
say_goodbye(Person),
see_you_next_world(Person#person.name);
keep_to_love_you(Person = #person{name=me}) ->
io:format("~p: I Love You Forever!~n", [Person#person.name]),
keep_to_love_you(Person).
say_goodbye(Person) ->
io:format("~p: see you next world!~n", [Person#person.name]).
see_you_next_world(Name) ->
one_world(Name).
Article 5: I love you till the end
while(!world.destroy){
System.out.println("i love you");
}
Article 6: Two separated worlds; nameless letters; short stays; long memories; saying so much, just want to say: I miss you.
#include <stdio.h>
int main()
{
double world;
unsigned letter;
short stay;
long memories;
printf("I miss you.\n");
return 0;
}
Article 7: I was born as a good student, and a good student goes to our matchmaker, knows each other in one heart, and lives forever
//人
class Person{
//...
private:
void* id; //本我
void* ego; //自我
void* superego; //超我
};
//伴侣——不分你我地联合
union Couple{
void* you;
void* me;
};
//生生世世的伴侣们
vector<Couple*>* timelessCouples = new vector<Couple*>();
//有你、有我的世界
int main(int argc, char** argv){
//亘古...
timeFlies();//...岁月...
Person* me = new Person();//我
timeFlies();//...岁月...
Person* you = new Person();//你
timeFlies();//...岁月...
if(check(time, place, you, me) == true){
//如果时间、地点，还有你，都没有异见，我愿陪你，从亘古到永远
Couple * newCouple = new Couple();
newCouple->me = you;
timelessCouples->push_back(newCouple);
}
timeFlies();//...岁月...
//永远...
return 0;
}
Article 8: Spring breeze is not as good as you
var you = function from_future_import(){
};
var spring = {
'breezing':true,
'length':10
};
var i = [];
i.sort([spring,you])==[you,spring]
Article 9: My world is only the sun, the moon and you
/**
* I love three things in this world.Sun, moon and you. Sun for morning, moon for night, and you forever.
*/
class LoveThreeThings extends Me
{
const loveFirstThings = 'Sun';
const loveSecondThings = 'Moon';
const loveThirdThings = 'You';
public function MyLove()
{
return 'I Love' . self::loveThirdThings . 'forever. Never change!';
}
}
Article 10: A hundred years of good cooperation
while('ILoveyou'):
for IBeWithYou in range(0,50*365):
time.sleep(60*60*24)
//程序能一直执行，执行完50年，若我们还有50年，余生继续。
//从前的日色变得很慢
//车马邮件都慢
//一生只够爱一人
Article 11: Are you afraid of classical Chinese code
girl.collectWormwood(true);
me.meetEveryday(false);
oneDay = oneAutumn *3;
//彼采萧兮，一日不见，如三秋兮。
第十二条：执子之手，与子偕老
for live in [ 生，死]：
live.with(you).
myhand.have(youhand).goto(old).
//死生契阔，与子成说；执子之手，与子偕老。
Article 13: No one can control the world, but you can at least control me, this is my tenderness
world.controlledBy(NoOne)
withMyGentle() {
you.control(me).equals(true)
}
//谁都不能掌控全世界，但你至少可以掌控我，这是我的温柔
Article 14: Wish to have one heart, and the white head will not be separated
I *i = [I new];
[i Get:@"愿" Person:@"得" Heart:@"一人❤️"];
[i Never:@"白首" Be:@"不" Apart:@"分离"];
第十五条：若爱，请深爱 。
if(love ==1) {
while(1) {
love_depth ++;}
}
//若爱，请深爱 。
Article 16: If we add a time limit to our love, I hope it is...
Article 17: Give you all the temperature in my hands, in exchange for your happy face
if(you.hand==cold&&weather==winter) //如果冬天里你的手是冰冷的
giveyoulove(myhand.temp,yourhand.temp); //将我手上的温度全部给予你
return you.happyface; //换取你幸福的脸庞
Article 18: I have been looking for you, when I find you, I also found the whole world
/**
* 我一直在找你
* 当我找到你
* 也就找到了整个世界
*/
while (i.findYou()) {
if (i.get() == you) {
System.out.print("Hello,Word!");
}
}
Article 19: I have found you and have the whole world
<?php
/**
* 我一直在寻找
* 找到了你
* 便找到了整个世界
* @author unknown
**/
while (me->find()) {
if (me->meet() == your->self()) {
print("Hello,World!");
}
}
?>
Article 20: Love at first sight, love each other, never forget the original intention, true love eternal
/**
* @author 文艺范码农
* @description 代码情诗
* @date 2017年11月7日
*/
private void love(int you) {
int i = you; //一见钟情
you = i; //相濡以沫
if(i==you) {
//不忘初心
love(1); //真爱永恒
}
}
Article 21: If you love each other, grow old together
if(you love me && I love you){
// 如果彼此相爱
this.liveToOld();// 那就白头偕老
}else{
// 否则
this.bestWishesToYou(); // 祝你一切安好
}
第二十二条：山无棱，天地合，乃敢与君绝
[Mountains delete edges];
[heaven stringByAppendingString earth];
[We separate];
//山无棱，天地合，乃敢与君绝
Article 23: Accompanying is the longest confession.
StringBuilder love=newStringBuilder("");
for(;;)
love.append(Math.random()>0.5?1:0);
//陪伴是最长情的告白。
//最浪漫的事，就是和你一起慢慢变老。
第二十四条：自从遇见你，就不停地想你
Void missing_you（）
For（time=meet_you;;time++）
Missing_you（）
Article 25: Even if it is questioned throughout life, I believe that the "program ape" will eventually shape a new self.
String me=“hello，world！”；
While（life~~）{
me=“？？？”；}
Me=“世界，你好!”;
Article 26: The mountains have no edges, the heaven and the earth are perpetual, but they dare to fight against the king.
Article 27: If you do not come, I will not give up
Article 28: I heard that you are leaving, standing in the rain, letting your body be torn into meaningless letters by drops of water
Article 29: I will wait for you here in every life! Even if the appearance changes, even if time goes by
Article 30: You say that he is very good and you want to live with him. I turned around and was not willing to tell you that the future I saw cannot accommodate him and you at the same time, I hope I can't remember, I have never seen you before.
Article 31: The programmer's romantic history
Do you understand the romance of programmers? Let’s take a look at a love poem written by programmers~
"My Story and You"
You sent a ♥ to my api and I almost overflowed with excitement
Although you are very good, but this time I caught a kiss in your parameters secretly
No, this is too sweet!
I did not handle the exception
Because you are always right
Finally, I wrote 2147483646 kisses back to you but I didn’t release your kisses because it’s so sweet
I stay in this line and don’t want to continue the execution. The system thought I was hung up and wanted to recycle me.
No, I started GC, but I don’t have a die because I secretly new a thread
Looking forward to your next request in sweetness❤
My ❤ have you received it?
Article 32: There are no female votes? First put a piece of magic code from (@潘*扬) to help you quickly get out of the order.
//快速脱单代码 private static final THE_ONE ; ResultSet peopleInfoSet= China.getPeople();
//获取全国人民的信息 while(peopleInfoSet.next()) {
Person temp=peopleInfoSet.getPerson();
//逐个判断 if( is_girl( temp) )
//判断是否女生 {
if( fit_me( temp) )
//判断是否合适 {
THE_ONE = temp;
//找到真爱！ break; } } } pursue(THE_ONE);
//用力追吧骚年 goHomeAndSeeParents();
//回家见麻麻
Article 33: First of all, you can't be like this little partner downstairs (@ no longer think of the net name) Jiangzi, (no) morality and code fly together.
#include <iostream> using namespace std; int main(int argc, char *argv[])
{
cout<<" 调戏慕客君"<<endl; cout<<
"今生有缘于君会，"<<endl; cout<<
"我用代码来回馈。"<<endl; cout<<
"今日有兴来一首，"<<endl; cout<<
"撸得慕课你低头。"<<endl; return 0; }
Article 34: Discuss feelings based on measurements
Article 35: Poems with hidden heads
echo "I (I) have seen the goddess since the first time"."
"; echo "Love (love) does not let go of my eyes and heart"."
"; echo
"Mu (Mu) wants to put her up in the morning
". echo "G (classes) work is only for increasing skills"."
";The most affectionate oak tree ❤️
The affection hidden behind the broken heart
Only death can separate you and me❤️
If you love, please love deeply ❤️
All encounters are destined. ❤️
Just as a fish doesn’t need a bicycle, I can do it alone
I'm here, waiting for the wind and waiting for you ❤️
You and me are no longer young
Love is like, blue sky and white clouds, clear sky, sudden storm