First, let's popularize what is a programmer? What exactly do programmers do?
Programmer (English Programmer) is a professional engaged in program development and maintenance. Programmers are generally divided into programmers and programmers, but the boundaries between the two are not very clear. Software practitioners are divided into six categories: junior programmers, intermediate programmers, senior programmers, system analysts, system architects, and test engineers.
Programmer job responsibilities:
Responsible for the project manager, responsible for the detailed design, coding and internal testing of the software project, implementing system analysis for small software projects, and completing the implementation and technical support of the distribution project.
Assist project managers and related personnel to communicate with customers and maintain good customer relations.
Participate in demand research, project feasibility analysis, technical feasibility analysis and demand analysis.
Familiar with and master the relevant software technology of the software project delivered by the software department.
Responsible for timely feedback to the project manager on the situation of software development, and put forward suggestions for improvement according to the actual situation.
Responsible for analyzing and researching the technical development trends in the business field.
There are various tags on the programmer's network, such as "no trimming, sloppy life", "uninteresting and dull", "overtime work", "not romantic", "do not love girlfriend", "low emotional intelligence" and so on. In fact, most of the labels are self-deprecating by programmers, not real. These labels are intentionally enlarged by some people. Overtime is more true in the programmer industry. Typical ones are 996. It doesn't matter much.
One reader is a graphic designer. Her husband is a java programmer. She currently works at a well-known communication company. Once in WeChat group, she said that her husband was off work at 5:30 every day. The atmosphere in the group suddenly became active, and even if everyone didn't believe it, she also made a list of his husband's daily work specifically:
Get up at 7:00
7:30 have breakfast
Go out at 7:45 and work as a company bus.
8:20 to the company, wash cups, make tea.
8:30 List today's focus and basic work list.
9:00 — 9:30 morning meeting.
9: 30-11: 30 Write code to deal with bugs
11:30-12:00 Handling other work
12: 00-12: 30 Lunch
12: 30-13: 00 Gossip
13:00-13:50 lunch break
14: 00-17: 00 Write code to deal with bugs
17:30 off work
18:40 arrive home
18: 40-19: 00 grocery shopping
19: 00-19: 30 cooking
19: 30-20: 00
20: 30-22: 00 writing articles
22: 00-23: 00 Reading
23: 00-23: 30 Writing experience
23:40 Sleep.
Her husband went to the market to buy food after work and went home to cook. When she came back from work, the table was already hot. Many colleagues are envious of her husband's working hours.
If you are a girl and want to find a boyfriend with a high salary and a lot of knowledge, then you should find a programmer. They have a stable income and can give you poetry and distance.
From the beginning, programmers were closely related to poetry. Ada, the first programmer in history and the inventor of the computer, is the daughter of Byron, a British romantic poet. The poems written by programmers are also so beautiful and beautiful, let's appreciate them below,
I can abstract the whole world ...
But I can't abstract you ...
Because you are so specific in my heart ...
So my world is not complete ...
I can overload and even cover any method in this world ...
But I can't overload my miss for you ...
Maybe the fate is destined to be permanently branded with static attributes in my world ...
And I accidentally called the method of loving you ...
When I passed myself into this method as a parameter ...
I just realized that falling in love with you is an infinite loop ...
It keeps returning to the stack of your thoughts and pressing into my heart ...
In this endless night ...
I can no longer fit anyone in my memory ...
I keep applying for space from the system ...
But it caught an exception-the person I love doesn't love me ...
To resolve this anomaly ...
I am willing to virtualize the last bit of memory ...
Push all the method addresses I can implement onto the stack ...
And press the last method at the end of the stack-pass the string "I love you, do you love me?" To you ...
If the return value is true-I will exhaust my life to love you ...
Otherwise – I will release all system resources ...
If you are with a programmer, you will find what you are looking for is easy to find. Because they will index things. They are good at sorting and categorizing, and everything is well organized. They will not forget the things you confess, even if they cannot be executed immediately, they will be put in the message queue and wait for the schedule.
The most comfortable thing with programmers is that when there is a conflict between you, they often find their own reasons first. This is their professional habit.
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Most programmers are good men, because they ask themselves all day long: What am I doing wrong? I know it must be changed!
Although it is a paragraph, it is really true.
Programmers are kind enough to test and have strong problem-solving skills. They will never let go of a program error, even if it is a variable naming convention. Good programmers are generally more focused on their work, and focus can only locate the root of the problem, so as to find a solution to the problem. Programmers are generally more motivated, because the Internet is updated too fast, and you need to recharge yourself from time to time so that you will not be eliminated.
Most programmers are actually quite romantic, that is, their original romantic feelings let them enter this industry, engage in the field of programming, and finally they can persist. That person's hard work and hard work, no doubt, can definitely provoke all kinds of stress burdens at home! I believe it is more reliable.
Programmers, who generally have high IQs, often change things when they know what they are doing, so they do n’t get messy. Salaries are generally high, and the quality of life is pursued.
The proportion of men and women in the group of programmers is relatively unbalanced. There are very few women engaged in programming. Most programmers talk less and rarely communicate with their sisters. This makes it easy for the girl to think that this person is not fun. Of course, this has an impact on personal character. Some people are more introverted, so naturally there are fewer words.
As a programmer, how to avoid misunderstanding, usually communicate with people and improve their ability to express themselves. When you are free, go out and relax, don't always write code by the computer, pay attention to the combination of work and rest. Pay more attention to your personal image, know that the image is very important, the first impression is more important!
These seemingly irrelevant ones may play a vital role in a link in life.
