I Alipay took 1 minute and found a girlfriend to open room records!

In the era of big data, no matter what you do will leave clues, just have to learn to use a variety of software to the extreme, unto the greatest ease.

 

Today to share with you, what is the big catch data derailed.

 

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According to historical proof, the horse was young, my father had green 18 times, so only today as Taobao and Alipay so caught derailment weapon. (Woluanshuode)

 

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Although I am talking nonsense, but I also have evidence of:

 

Ants Forest played yet?

 

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The official declared: Each green behavior will produce green energy

 

What does that mean?

 

As long as you have had on consumer behavior Alipay, then your ant green forests will occur corresponding to the energy.

 

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Holiday weekend, say you go out for fun, and say you want to play the game objects in the bedroom.

 

Play games ah, but also allows playing games in the bedroom ant pile of green forest produce energy, then

 

Either his cell phone was stolen, or is produced True green behavior.

 

Know what I mean, right?

 

 

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Probably gone through so many ups and downs in life since starting play, a horse my father's heart left a shadow?

 

Not only out to use Alipay supervision, also designed Taobao supervise your home every move.

 

Taobao browsing history can be deleted, it is recommended to see direct orders.

 

 

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I accidentally saw him Taobao knew he was derailed, bought a skirt, and initially thought it was bought for me, for several days did not receive.

 

When he fell asleep I took him to see the delivery address and the name of the phone only to find someone else , and then look for micro-channel phone number to know, or is still kept in the dark.

Hear his sister @

 

If the order is in the kind of sex attributes strong stuff , but you did not receive the recipient does not know, then it is nothing more than these two possibilities : the

 

Either you object is a transvestite, or you are downright green.

 

If this is the first, I suggest you install cameras in the house to see if he was there to steal wear your high heels and panties .

 

But in fact transvestites nothing wrong, big deal after sub sisters clothes to wear, but this person just go head to color behavior, really gave him free after a fire.

 

 

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If you can not get the phone, remember well this last.

 

淘宝上搜情侣套装,分享复制链接发给对象。

 

3 分钟后淘宝提示对象打开链接,又 3 分钟后淘宝提示 XXX 打开链接。

 

 

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如果 xxx 是同性,那我看倒还不如异性。

 

如果是异性的名字,那也没关系,等他们穿出这套情侣装的那天,也就是他们下葬的日子了smiley_0.png

 

 

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如果说马爸爸是深受被绿的苦恼,而为大家做出了这些贡献的话。

 

那我觉得张小龙简直是居心叵测一男的

 

说实话,这整个微信都是为出轨的人准备的吧?

 

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「标签」= “见人说人话见鬼说鬼话”

 

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之前有个男同事要追我闺蜜,那天和闺蜜聊起这个男生的时候,才发现

 

我俩看到的竟然是不同的朋友圈内容??

 

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鲁迅说,你以为他在朋友圈定心了,但其实他只定给你一人看。

 

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我看他鱼塘里养了多少鱼,你根本就想不到。

 

「收藏」= “前任 luo 照集锦”

 

 

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80% 的男性表示,如果自己突然猝死。

 

一定要删掉微信里的收藏,才能安心死去。

 

我还有个本人亲身经历,看男朋友微信收藏,绝对有你意想不到的新发型,我前男友微信收藏着前女友的 luo 照。

@舞曲短腿猫舍

 

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当然有些人可能会说是忘删了。

 

那咱们就帮他们删了吧,虽然不是什么大内存但也占空间呀是吧。

 

然鹅在这个神秘的 bot 中,真正的高手不可能这么轻易扑街

 

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「黑名单」= “聊骚对象避难所”

 

某位街边禅师曾说:暧昧对象对好的藏身处就是「黑名单」

 

躲过检查再放出来聊骚,就算手指滑秃噜皮了你也找不到证据。

 

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最后附赠一个检查 tip:

 

微信自带表情的左侧小框是经常使用的表情。

 

如果你对象常用表情那栏都是smiley_52.pngsmiley_78.pngsmiley_6.pngsmiley_66.png这种,但跟你都发的都是smiley_79.pngsmiley_81.pngsmiley_83.pngsmiley_89.png,那你就只能smiley_0.png面对。

 

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你可能想不到,比普通话还普通的网易云音乐竟然也是捉奸战场

 

 

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像网易云音乐这种软件,没事应该不会和朋友互相关注吧

 

要是互相关注也就算了,还和对方情侣头像、情侣名,那真的是很巧了。

 

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那天我打开网易云,手贱点开了我女朋友的账号,竟然发现她在动态里分享了一首:

 

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而那个唯一个给她点赞的人,竟然也在同时间发了条动态:

 

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 我操,以为老子不知道吗??

 

立刻给他俩点了个赞,更新动态:

 

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收藏前任歌单,偶尔爬墙视奸,评论互相示爱...

 

你以为你们还是非主流年代的的文艺青年啊,在这纪念你死去的爱情

 

分手了就当对方死了好吗!

 

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以前你的对象每天玩游戏都是“卧槽,快点啊,干嘛呢,会不会打”。

 

但突然有一天却变成了  “你快点上去呀,没关系,你不要怕”这样的话。

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那你可得赶紧去看看聊天记录和战绩好友

 

这里可是聊骚高发地,就连长相堪比外星生物的土鳖,都能靠最强王者泡上女朋友。

 

好了以后真不能以貌取鳖了。

 

ps:

 

王者荣耀的王者营可以查看聊天记录和小号战绩,掌上英雄联盟可以查看所有区的战绩好友,而且可以看到好友的资料和照片。

 

 

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但如果你们是异地恋的话,就还是要互相信任。

 

毕竟,这样对四个人都好。

 

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好啦其实恋爱里还是要互相信任滴。

 

但如果你已经发现对方有出轨的迹象,想要抓到实锤的话,可以试试这些方法。

 

最后,感谢以上软件没特约无赞助播出。

 

Thank Ma, Ding thanks, thank Ma, let us catch a breeze off the rails, no longer have to Sherlock Holmes.

 

Finally sincerely suggest that you should not use a mobile phone, or every use would killsmiley_13.png

 

 

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