When hackers meet computer idiots

Hacker: I have taken control of your computer!
Xiaobai: Oh.
Hacker: Scared? ! hey-hey!
Xiaobai: It’s just in time, please help me kill the virus, my computer has a lot of problems recently.
hacker:……

Xiaobai: Why do you always come in and out of my computer casually?
Hacker: You can install a firewall!
Xiaobai: If you install a firewall, can you not enter?
Hacker: No, I just wanted to spice things up a bit, it makes me feel idiotic to control your computer like this.

Hacker: Here I come again! !
Xiaobai: Don't you find it annoying to come here every day?
Hacker: It's annoying, your phone is the worst one I've ever seen.
Xiaobai: No, this is a famous brand.
Hacker: What I mean is that in addition to mentally handicapped games, there are only viruses in your machine.
Xiaobai: Oh~~ Have you seen my "Lianliankan"? I don't remember where I installed it, I've been looking for it for a long time! ! !
Hacker: ...bye!

Hacker: Where did you die?
Xiaobai: ...Going out to play for a few days! What are you looking for?
Hacker: I need to find something!
Xiaobai: What are you looking for here?
Hacker: Virus, find an old virus from a few years ago, only your computer has the most complete virus preservation!

Hacker: Hello~~~
Xiaobai: You come every day, are you curious about me?
Hacker: It's not curiosity, it's habit, so I just came in!
Xiaobai: Hmph! I have a good way to change your habit.
Hacker: ...Oh! any solution?
Xiaobai: I went to the telecommunications bureau to change the bandwidth to 1K, so that you won’t be able to squeeze in, because it’s too narrow, haha~~
Hacker: Genius! ...then can you still surf the Internet?
Xiaobai: Yes! Go up slowly!
Xiaobai: Do you find it interesting to log into my computer every day?
Hacker: Interesting!
Xiaobai: What do you mean?
Hacker: I'm studying why your computer full of viruses doesn't crash? !
Xiaobai: I know!
Hacker: ...#¥%! Why?
Xiaobai: This is called fighting poison with poison!

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