When programmers founded the Hello World Republic...

One day in the year xxxx, the hard-working programmers finally got rid of the rule of product managers and announced the establishment of the Hello World Republic, which will be the capital of Github. The code farmers finally ushered in the day of counterattack...



 
 
 
But the good times did not last long... Short After the carnival, this country actually began to have violent differences due to language issues, and almost broke out into a civil war...



 

The infighting was raging, and even... some supporters at the bottom of the contempt chain were almost exterminated... How can it go on like this! Code farmers are not beasts! Let's solve problems in a civilized way! In order to avoid conflicts, the programmers decided to set up political parties for democratic elections... Candidates from various political parties should compete with codes. In order to ensure fairness and justice, all codes will be disclosed to all coders for a national review... How can coders give others to others? The level of picking bugs is too high, and after a few days, there is no difference. At this time, a radical leader suddenly jumped out and said: "Let's stop messing with the code, the most important thing now is survival! If it were me, I would build the Great Wall on the border, ban product managers from neighboring countries from entering, and maintain homeland security!" This product immediately won the support of the majority of code farmers... After the new political party came to power, although various language factions no longer fought casually, all kinds of contempt relationships still existed, and protests were frequent... So the official launched a series of Support policies to ensure the living space of disadvantaged languages...

 
Programmers can move bricks with peace of mind when the society is stable! Every day I edit codes and change BUG contacts for private life, and I can experience new things when I am bored. For example, some cloud experts run to various clouds when they have nothing to do, and they are full of personal practice; of course, there are also small experts who can step on the pit 8 times a day and voluntarily act as negative teaching materials...

 
In this way, the programmers have lived their lives. The self-sufficient, shameless and nourishing life is only a short-lived. After decades, the Hello World Republic mysteriously disappeared from history...

 
When later generations studied this history, they finally discovered the cruel truth:

 

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